im back

ok after one month of inactivity TGO is finally back! :P haha screw the damm computer laa die so quickly like only have one half yr of life only den die on me! like wth lol... thats y i am absent for such a long time.. lol not that i am using my own comp to blog now laa considering i am still in the office lol BUT THATS SERIOUSLY BESIDES THE PT :D the point is im back and thats all it matters this one mth has been quite happening u know! lol went to watch 2 movies in two days which one of them absolutely suck big time cos of keanu reeves that bugger who can only keep a straight and poker face. in matrix he was like that, in matrix reloaded he was like that, in matrix revolution he was like that; in constantin he was like that, to a certain extent in lake house he was also like that altho i kinda enjoyed lake hse hahaha. AND LO AND BEHOLD! in the day the earth stood still he gave me that same poker face which is so easily reproduced by ian wern i was so surprised why iw din get as popular as Keanu. hahaha! so basically the setting changed and i think u can put neo in the day the earth stood still and constantin in the matrx and u wun ever see the difference... u wun even feel the difference i tell u! haha!

then on sat watched 4 christmases wif this indian fren OOOOOO TGO actually has an indian fren! SURPRISING RRITEEEE!!! ok anw i was asking him to say 4 tickets for 2 christmases but den apparently he din thot it was funny and obviously i din think it was funny too! LOL... anw that show quite funny laa haha i actually learned a new fact which is the capital of China: Hong Kong :P:P:P and a scene from the movie actually reminded me of city harvest haha no offence pls but quite funny lol...

anw! b4 that movie i actually was playing bowling wif the fren of mine and i totally owned him cos in the first game he scored a proud score of 2! LOLOLOL can u blif that or not! cos i actually dun blif until i saw him in action, inaction rather haha...

hai sian laa i am bored of this life... tried to feel happy to lift my own spirits up but failed again... hai i was jux having this gathering on sunday wif my jc frens and it was quite heartening to see we can actually talk like we were still in jc haha but the frequency of this is dwindling and i am honestly speaking very afraid one day these kinda gatherings will be gone... one of my good frens assured me that it will neva happen when i was telling this worry to her last time and apparently when u go diff paths and get separated u will distant urself naturally... not blaming anyone here but i feel i am getting very distant from some of my closed frensand its like some are so bz and preoccupied wif their current lives their frens ceased to exist... its like everytime its me asking ppl how are they doing how are they feeling whether they are stresses wanna go out or not, whats changed in their life... and when i din ask them they will neva naturally ask mi these kinda questions... so am i just foolish to believe that frenships will last? even if u are leading separate lives? or am i just trying too hard to be close to them and they will only reply when i asked abt them but other than that, they will not even bother about me... i feel quite non-existent... i may be the vocal one but if everytime i am the one being vocal den wun it kinda defeat the purpose?

is TGO such a guy that is taken for granted or just an insignificant guy? i find it quite ironic that TGO is my alter ego but its actually none of that in real life... maybe i have only two true frens in my life who asks about me and takes note of my existence and i feel truly grateful to them... needless to say both are guys... hai... some of the other i thot are closed frens whom i thot i could talk to for very long and wud be frens forever and whom i even poured my soul out to b4 are not here anymore... is this sad or is it just me?

-exeunt-

sianz!

Tigerssss

lol one good thing tgo learnt about ytd was to drink in moderation... if u drink in excess and get drunk u are not going to like it... one bit... during the hangover and the headaches and the feeling to puke... u cant even sleep well la shit!
next time tgo wun get drunk alr but he will still drink haha... right now i think still got alcohol flowing in my body lol so may not be cohrent yet... haha

ytd was having some sort of celebrations den we were drinking tigers! had a challenge wif my fren to see who can drink more in the end we drew after playing cai quan... lol but after that i am damm high! lol like shouting and laughing and screaming WOOOO!!! wa damm high laa! :P:P:P haha! but after that the feeling comes... lol.. like shit!

WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I BET I WILL LOSE AND WHEN I DUN, MY PREDICTION WILL TURN OUT RITE? its one of the weird things that happens in life and even baffles The Great One... lol its like i bet on sunderland to win stoke and they lost! then i told my fren tottenham may not lose to arsenal and they really did not! WTH WTH WTH! so wif that i lost ten bucks HAI... big big HAI... not that TGO cant afford that measly ten bucks la, but wif that additional ten bucks maybe can buy a nicer handphone strap or maybe even a better stuff... lol... shid la i am hungry now and the tv is sorta showing this drama about cooks! why so cruel to me! lol... anw this whole week has been an absolute disaster for mi LOL stressed out like shit... let me recount the whole week... firstly warwick sent me an email saying they have not received my records of achievement for year 4 den i kinda freaked out cos like last year i applied also neva send this kinda shit one lor! den surf net asked frens ask teacher email them den neva get a single TOOT reply! so panicky alr den the next day oxford sent me saying i am considered for 2009 entry when i have applied for deferred entry for 2010! its like i haven even settled the warwick thing den oxford gave me another bombshell! and i have been checking the email every second refreshing refreshing but still no goddamned reply! its like wtf la! they took three days just to reply to a single email... den when i tried logging into ucas track they said "i have not applied to ucas before"! lol and u think the shit ends there? FORTUNATELY NO! i asked my capt whether i could owe an off to go for my aptitude test on wed, but he said no... cant really blame him also but u noe my boss boss is not in and i cant apply leave thru him, muz apply thru another guy and i dun even noe him... then since i applied my leave until no more liao must go cancel one day den apply again and up till now i haven even successfully cancelled it! WTH cos he neva respond! and the test is in three days time! just like shit! wa that was the last straw lor din noe how many vulgarities i have spewed per second alr! its like one whole week just why they come stress me and everything just bombed! the whole week was just on tenterhooks for me laa, but more importantly i made someone tear... i vowed to myself cannot make anyone cry, if want to cry i cry myself but cos me being insensitive asshole and the week's incident should not be used as an excuse so i will just say i am a piece of shit... luckily everything is resolved by the end of the week and i can heave a sigh of relief... anw on happier notes ytd kbox was not bad!~ :P:P:P cos my singing was praised! haha! was a pleasure and an enjoyable experience someone said! not bad not bad! :P haha shit laa i damm hungry now and i cant blog straight! shall let u all watch this video which i found quite hilarious lol...lol since i am waiting for the video to upload i shall continue writing then... i want to eat food! i am hungry and famished... :( but nvm later got curry noodles to eat! hip hip hooray! or in someone's words yayieyo! haha quite cute lei i still think the word quite cute lol... just like walaoooooo! haha! wa lao upload till damm long la! Shit laa cant upload :(
-exeunt

AND LIVERPOOL JUST WON AT STAMFORD BRIDGE!!! WTH!!!

AND LIVERPOOL JUST WON AT STAMFORD BRIDGE!!! WTH!!!

AND LIVERPOOL JUST WON AT STAMFORD BRIDGE!!! WTH!!!

surveys!

the dastard interview is currently pissing me off cos its 2 days away and i want to get it over and done wif! why do they even want to interview tgo anyway! they see His name He should be automatically accepted into their school alr pls! why still need wat tgo-damned interview!

TGO WANTS TGO!!!!!! (To Go Oxford) :P :P :P

someone wants me to do this survey haha so i just do! be prepared for the most enlightening answers u are going to read! :P if u wanna pay me money cos of all the answers feel free! no i dun mean asking u to feel u are not worth a single cent noe, i am meaning feel generous! :D

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. [Ok dude the nearest book you ask me to get is 100m away from me now. yes my house id that big and u want TGO to waste so much energy and listen to ur command and obey them just like anyone who does this survey CLEVERLY did them? now tell you wat dude, He REFUSE. ok it says "Dryers Hand Wholesale and Mfrs--- 6*******"]
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? [TGO is still not refusing to listen to your stupid commands, He is merely just conveniently stretching his arms cos He is tired and He touched his computer monitor]
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? [I switched on my comp, waited for it to start. double clicked on "DSL206U ADSL USB Modem dial-up" then clicked "dial" and double clicked on IE and logged in to blogger. VIOLA!]
What is the last thing you watched on TV? [HSM2]
Without looking, guess what time it is? [2140h]
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? [2144h whats the bloody point of this two questions HELLO????]
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? [I just heard a chair screech and footsteps of a human being walking past me and me typing on the keyboard]
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? [define "outside" and "you". outside of my body? outside of my clothes? outside of my alter-ego? DUDE or whoever set this survey! BE SPECIFIC!]
Did you dream last night? [ya, duh]
Do you remember your dreams? [ya, duh]
When did you last laugh? [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ok just a nanosecond ago]
Do you remember why / at what? [cos i laughing at the retardedness and stupidity of the survey setter! who the hell asks wat time is it and asks if u dream but not ask wat u dream about! isn the content supposed to be more interesting than that stupid yes/no answer? LOL]
What is on the walls of the room you are in? [oh the room i am in is coincidentally called the living room. i suspect around it and on the walls are all living things? else why is it called the living room???]
Seen anything weird lately? [ya. AGAIN UNINTERESTING YES/NO QUESTION!]
What do you think of this quiz? [my previous comments seem to state my thinking really well.]
What is the last film you saw? [hsm3]
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? [what if! there is no if, tgo can make anyth possible! ok the White House, the Buckingham palace or the Istana.]
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? [I SAID NO IF! WTH! buy all the shares that are dropping now and buy up all the companies, then merge every company into one big conglomerate--- TGO's Oyster. the world is my oyster.]
Tell me something about you that most people don't know. [I AM TGO!!!!]
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? [ONE MORE IF I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! merge all countries into one country namely called the "world" or the "globe" with leonard as its overall ruler and MM reduced to shining TGO's shoes.]
Do you like to dance? [no but i like to play ddr and parapara although someone says para para is GAY! HMPH!]
Would you ever consider living abroad? [YES!]
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? [isnt TGO interesting enough? wat u want GOT? lol thats weird.]
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? [a 3 letter name. spelt same backwards and forwards. it starts wif M and ends wif M in the middle theres you.]
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? [tsk tsk law abiding citizen here! just dl-ed SHE new album only wat... OOPS!]
Last time you swam in a pool? [in the shithole few months ago called TEKONG DAMMIT!]
Type of music you like most? [my screeching]
Type of music you dislike most? [ppl singing better than me=everyone=I DUN LIKE MUSIC! ok kidding.]
Are you listening to music right now? [NO.]
What color is your bedroom carpet? [u meant tiles? my bedroom has no carpet! but soon it will be persian rugs i tell u!]
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? [i would add a new human being into my house :D]
What was the last thing you bought? [newpaper today! OH SPEAKING OF WHICH ITS CHELSEA V LIVERPOOL!!!!]
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? [yes just ytd in my dreams]
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?[i would rather scale the sky cos the sky's not even the limit for mi!]
Do you have a garden? [yes and its secret thats why its called secret garden... SHHHHHH!]
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? [ob vai years lee! ah gu bahasa melayu bagus!]
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? [hmmm :P:P:P]
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? [MYSELF! cos u said famous and i can only think of that one character who is famous! anw it would be quite cool eating lunch wif urself rite!]
Who sent the last text message you received? [hmmmmm :P:P:P]
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? [TGO's credit cards will neva get maxed out la pls. they see the name there got free access alr!]
What time is bed time? [bedtime is together! togeher! no space! and its when u finally se ur bed calling to u... means u are so tired u are hallucinating.]
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? [err.. no?]
How many tattoos do you have? [dun have]
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? [obvaiyearslee not]
What did you do for your last birthday? [went out and had fun... :P]
Do you carry a donor card? [no. ppl should donate to me for enlightening them and not vice versa!]
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? [i sat on the sofa watching tv while eating so i would say zac efron and vanessa hudgens. oops being a 10000W light bulb there!]
Is the glass half empty or half full? [always full la duh!]
What's the farthest-away place you've been? [london!]
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? [lol u think i stay in ang mo kio ah got tomatoes to eat!]
Have you ever won a trophy? [DUH? its tgo u are talking about though i tried repeatedly to give others a chance.]
Are you a good cook? [GREAT. SIMPLY GREAT!!! at instant noodles.]
Do you know how to pump your own gas? [lol i pumped gas into a tank (not a fish tank! but an armoured tank!) before u say lei!]
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? [TGO aka me. i think it will be chaotic if two leonards start bickering wif each other! imagine the fun double the fun!!!]
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? [yes and i am wearing it now too its green!!! ARGH HATE IT!]
Do you touch-type? [skip]
What's under your bed?[nth cant see. the base is on the ground.]
Do you believe in love at first sight? [maybe if the person is me la. everyone loves me just by looking at me!]
Think fast, what do you like right now? [carls jr onion rings its DAMM NICE OK!]
Where were you on Valentine's day? [shithole called TEKONG! wth y is tgos life so sad!]
What time do you get up? [5 plus TOOT!!!]
What was the name of your first pet? [no pets. although many teachers would write leonard as their answer here.]
Who is the second to last person to call you? [same -_-]
Is there anything going on this weekend? [yup study for stupid shit cos tgo wants tgo!]
How are you feeling right now? [absolutely spastic like |spastic| cos i actually did this stupid thing.]
What do you think about the most? [for me to know and for you to find out]
What time do you get up in the morning? [1130h]
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? [no need very long wat just say in a matter of fact tone laa not like its so unexpected for tgo to win big? TGO always wins wat...]
Who would you tell first? [hold a press conference and say i am donating it to charity? since when does TGO need to rely on luck and lottery to earn$$$? lol! but after holding press conference i would make frens wif durai and be spokesperson of NKF]
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? [hsm3]
Do you sing in the shower? [yes. and then my voice will reach the natural frequency of glass and resonance will be achieved.]
What do you do most when you are bored? [talk to ppl and sms]
What do you do for a living? [enlighten ppl and make the world a better place.]
Do you love your job? [ob vai years lee. years of infighting and strife among the species homosapiens prodded tgo to take on the mantle of being the worlds messiah!]
What did you want to be when you grew up? [mentioned b4 the supreme overlord of the "world".]
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? [repitition skip.]
Which came first the chicken or the egg? [duck. den duck evolved and turned to chicken den lay eggs to have more chicken and for colonel sanders from kentucky to make a killing! in both sense of the words :D]
How many keys on your key ring? [3? wth is the point?]
Where would you retire to? [cottage wif light blue skies and a well and a fountain in front of it wif valleys and rivers and a big garden... OOOOOO]
What kind of car do you drive? [change "do" to "would". pagani zonda-GODLIKE!]
What are your best physical features? [skip]
What are your best characteristics? [u sure u want me to write here? it takes more than a thesis to answer this question lei!]
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?[switzerland]
What kind of books do you like to read? [FHM MAXIM? just kidding!]
What is your favorite time of the day? [talking to and meeting someone...]
Where did you grow up? [hah! u want my address rite! sorry TGO dun give addresses to any tom dick or harry]
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? [quite far]
What are you reading now? [the words of this shit?]
Are you a morning person or a night owl? [morning consider i wake up at 5 plus? and night considering i slept at 2am? oh but 2 am is morning rite! okok I AM A MORNING PERSON!]
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? [siao refuse to do that! for those who said yes or no, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPIIIIID!!! :P u actually go and try? LOL!]
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? [hai i think the setter is either retarded or stupid]
Do you have pets?[hai.]
How many rings before you answer the phone?[phone is always on silent so nope no wings!]
What is your best childhood memory? [getting caned~~ WOO!!!!]
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? [motivator]
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? [I AM LIGHTER THAN A LOT OF PPL!!!!!!]
What is most important in life? [TGO, LEONARD, ___ and the beanstalk]
What Inspires You? [dun u think its repititive? ... TGO!]
ok done!!!
-exeunt

financial credit

i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write LOL! such a surprising entry from TGO His Royal Highness... lol how can He actually have nth to write? He who is always full of astounding vocabulary which captivates all the people around Him; He who always have sth so significant to say that can change lives of all the people around Him; He who always is able to enlighten all the people around Him...

SO WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE NOW????

.........

ok maybe He actually has sth to write about!
come to think of it, He really has tonnes to write about!
Ya lor when does TGO ever have nothing to say? He is always full of things to say one! The world needs a saviour, it needs a messiah, it needs TGO! to enlighten the masses! so today this entry will be about the betterment of mankind, about the progress of society, about the revolution of mankind! OH GOD I LOVE PARALLELISM!!! ay no should be OH TGO I LOVE PARALLELISM! sorry for the simple typo error...

today, He will be talking about...
hmmm wat will He be talking about? He bets everyone is all ears, oh no no He doesnt bet, TGO is just a saint how can He ever bet rite not!

Ok before He gets to the main topic, He will have to congratulate a certain mortal in the mundane world for reaching the exceptional life span of 19 human years. Having lived for a few hundred human years, TGO is tremendously amused mortals spend so much effort and create so much fanfare just to celebrate the birth of a person. so what will become of TGO's 501st birthday? The arrival of a messiah into the world that needs salvation and redemption...
ANYWAY ECSTATIC AND ELATED 19 HUMAN YEARS INTO THIS MUNDANE WORLD CHRIS TANG!!!

ok ok back to the main topic... He will be talking about a very befitting topic for salvation... the financial crisis!

With the recent financial subprime crisis, many investors have lost their whole life savings and financial institutions go bankrupt one by one faster than you can say "shit, the shares dropped again". But what TGO feels for are the gullible investors who actually puts in all their life savings so readily just to earn a higher percentage interests. But face it guys u will never win the banks, they are filled with brokers(ppl that make u broke) and financial analysts who will say so much gibberish to u and assure u its a good thing to sign up for the plan as u can get more returns. but why are they doing this? are they being charitable? come come guys put ur money in here and u get more money!!! its a money growing tree! ok i dun think my grandmother will even believe in that... but the bottomline is THEY WANT UR MONEY! banks are not charities, and even if they are charities can be known to corruption, think a certain T_T Durai with golden taps or a certain monk who drives a mercedez... are singaporeans really gullible? banks are COMMERCIAL INSTITUTIONS who need your money so they can invest and earn great big bucks while they give u back a pittance...

HELLOOOOOOO in their heydays these bankers entertainment revolves around chardonnay and escargoes and where do they get the money? from U!!! and u only get back additional 5% as interest for lending them ur hard earned money?lets do a calculation... for every $1000 u put in to these assholes, u get back $50 while they can get 5-10 times the amount. lets do the math... they earn $10000 from ur $1000 and give u back $50... U think u struck lottery getting $50 while they laugh all the way back to the bank... ya get that rite! they laugh all the way to the BANKS!!! but all they laugh cos they added a few more zeroes to their Swiss Bank Account (more than the number of zeroes u get foe ur exams) and said ahhaha suckers thanks dude for ur money!!! that is where those financial analysts come in to earn ur money, not to give u money!!! Do u guys get now why they are having escargoes for breakfast while u have one bowl of bakchormee for breakfast and lunch together?

its a dog eat dog world out there, a corporate jungle... TGO does not blame the banks as much cos its a business their form of business which brings the glitz of life... but there is one more cliched statement TGO wanna make... There is no free lunch in the world... u think u put in ur normal savings account and earn .25% per annum they are satisfied... lol no, this kinda money is cannot touch one, untouchables cos the savings account is the most secure account u can have, so they cant touch it... ah but when u se a 5% interest per annum package, u start to drool, they say u sure get back ur cash, ur principle they call it... AND U SIGN on the dotted line... but guys be realistic! if its so secure why wouldn everyone just abandon the measly savings plan and go for this package? THey have no goddamn principles (pardon the pun) at all! they persuade u so much just to get ur hands on the money so they can get their chardonnays! heaven rewards risk takers but wif risk means there are dangers of losing... just for that 5% u give ur life savings? look they dun give a F*** about ur principle, cos if everything goes wrong they just wipe their asses and escape... wat can u do to them? ask for compensation? oh PUHLEEZE they have gone backrupt! all assets liquidated! compensate what? ask them pee and put back in those champagne bottles???

so if u cant take the risk, dun risk it, its ur hard earned money... dun let greed overcome u they always benefit in the end not u... now u all suffer, just take it as a lesson learnt...

-exeunt-

e p in apgp

this week was momentous! I had tremendous fun this whole week ha ha but before i say anyth i got this whole lot of shit to complain first!
Which is e bloody f1 race in spore! Why e hell did e govt allow this atrocity to enter e clean and green city! :( its just noise pollution to e max and doesn allow anyone to have a moment of peace! I want to have a quiet time but e incessant zng zng sound just gets on my nerves! I wonder are those ppl who watch e race idiots? U spend few hundred dollars just to sit down at this stupid place and watch small little things zoom past u in less than a second! And after that u still need to pay 2 dollars to get e stupid ear plugs! Why put urself to those torture and u still have to pay so much! Wa i think ppl who watch this really stupid and retarded lol!
Ok now that i finished my complaints i will talk about fri and sat! Both days are just very happy for me! Ha ha i dowan to divulge so many things lei but i think i got sunburnt! Lol such a TANNED person can get sunburnt one cool rite! :) ha ha but quite nice lei! Walking in e sea wif a person and enjoy e cool wind blow while e sun is shining in ur eyes... If u just enjoy e quietness and each others company i think i can continue walking in e sea this way forever...
I love e sea it is where everything starts it is e body which gives life to everything it moves as free as anything in e world...
I like! I like!
Suddenly thought of a song which is so close to my heart and expresses what i am feeling now ha ha wun put e lyrics lest somebody say i insincere by cutting and pasting! :) ha ha im yours by jason mraz...
Lol finally gotten photos photos photos after maybe like days and weeks of bugging and pestering! I must salute my own obstinacy and stubborness i must say ha ha and now that i have e photos i can look at them everyday and every second! However i must say those neoprints machines are obviously cheating our feelings! Its ok if they cost quite expensive but e thing is e stupid machines come in a foreign language! I noe singaporeans are bilingual! But not all are conversant in jap rite! Ha ha and those stupid little timers that starts counting down all so fast! It makes even tgo stressed and get heart attack one lor! Stupid stupid stupid! Ha ha!
Ok next issue will be a shoutout to smokers! Everyone of u sucks! U want to kill urself its no loss to e society! But when ur actions contribute to negative externalities den u should just go stick ur head wif e cigarette butt into e toilet bowl and get drunk there! :) u really think u look cool ah put one stupid stick into ur mouth and den smoke comes out from ur nostril and mouth. Pls everyone! U look like ogres! Ha ha stupid stupid ogres! :) :) when all e tar gets into ur lungs and brains lets see who is more cool dudes!
Woo! But rest assured i will always be there to fan away all e smoke away from u...
And I really love e presents u gave me right before we said goodbye! Cant stop thinking about it!
Ok i wanna think more about it now so i should not say anymore :) :)
-exeunt-

ego amor tu
사랑해요
je t'aime
ich liebe dich
ti amo
eu te amo
σας αγαπώ
أنا أحبّ أنت
私は愛する

read this quite funny

A HELL OF AN ANSWER

The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool
chemistry final exam.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law
that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some
variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that
in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra
during my freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell
is endothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is extinct ... leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why,
last night, Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God."


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
this is gotten from one of e facebook walls i forgot which, just thot it sounds funny haha...

there is always a first time for everything

WOOHOO! today marks the greatest day of the year! because it marks the 19th birthday of the worlds most important person in ten years time!

got a bday off for today so was out celebrating wif someone special on the actual day of my bday!!! haha really really very very happy that she was able to take time off from her busy schedule to celebrate it wif mi! even tho she was bz preparing for her studies she still took like THE WHOLE DAY to be wif me I AM SO TOUCHED :) :) :) THANK YOUUUUU JACJAC!!! :p :p

haha so this morning went for breakfast where she din eat anyth la den i so lost haha cos i was eating den she not eating. lol but nth major happened then la haha other than she was concocting this drink that taste damm weird la haha but tho its weird it just tastes quite sweet to mi la haha i also dunno y :P

wa den after that was like the most tiring thing lor, suddenly went missing on mi i scoured thru the entire entire building including the mrt station to find her lor haha but tho it was tired my only thought was just to find her...

after that went to watch movie laa but quite predictable plot tho the ending quite stupid. i just went there to hear the songs haha but OBVIOUSLY i think i go more for the company than anyth else...

WOO!!! after that went park wif sea i think thats the place where i will have so manymany unforgettable memories laa, where there are the firsts of alot of things! :P:P ALTHO I NOE I DUN SING WELL LA but no need say until like that rite :( :( :( break my heart only! sing songs, go into the sea, and on the way back altho we lost our way abit BUT STH WONDERFUL HAPPENED!!!! NOT ONLY WONDERFUL BUT JUST NICEEEEE LA! u may not think much about the gesture but it means alot to me noe SO I AM LIKE DAMM HAPPY WOOHOO like happy until cannot sleep like that? hahaha!!!

ok enuf abt today i think i talked alot alr haha

-exeunt-

it has only been one night but i realised i have been missing some people terribly i miss e messages people sent. I kept on looking at my phone waiting for messages den i realised that some people are not going to reply me. 2 weeks is a bloody long time! Wat does one do if people just keep running in ur mind and u cant do anyth about it? I noe i say all this nobody will believe me alr i might even sound patronising towards... Hai but wat can i do? Its all my fault. A case of being an indecisive and insecure failure and a bugger who is not good wif words. Hai

-exeunt-

i dunno wat to say anymore. words have failed me when they usually dun. i think i am a piece of shit who goes around screwing up wif peoples life even though i din mean to? and "sorry" just intensifies the guilt and dilemma i am having now? WTF!

i think i have already gotten the answer to my question believe it or not, and 2 weeks seem like an eternity, i dun think i will even last thru tonight. i have become a walking zombie over a few hours? this is incredibly f****d up. LEONARD!!! ITS OK IF UR OWN LIFE IS SCREWED UP! WHY SCREW OTHERS LIVES TOO!!!

i think i should just disappear from the face of this earth, its not suitable for a scum to live in.

-exeunt-

hmmmmm wat should i post about???

haha yes yes! my course is finally over!!! woo! the first three days of the week was simply shagged and tiring! but over is over haha i am done wif it!

lol but the whole of 5 weekdays was just dull and boring la except that i had very good company in the form of my handphone! haha! was just using it 24/7 lor even at like 3am! lol cool rite!

haha! anw today was damm fun! haha! muz make use of my precious little weekend so went out again! played parapara as usual lor haha! ay got ppl say i pro lei lol! should be unsurprising la haha considering how masterful i am wif that machine liao! but i think i rather play ddr! its more fun! haha! i think i dumped like tons of money into both of that machines la haha, if i neva played both of them i think i would have like saved thousands of dollars alr lol! den my wallet will not be like having the hole in the ozone layer! lol

but i think playing both these games can really impress ppl one lei! haha obviously muz be pro first la else why u play rite! get laffed at only! like u play den one whole crowd sudenly form up behind u! wa that adrenaline rush really song lor!

haha other than that still went to talk kok lor. i think sitting down and talking is like one of the best ways to pass time la! u get to noe the person u are talking to better and also you3 shuo1 you3 xiao4, just fun lor!

lol and liverpool won man u for the first time in the league rite! haha man u sucks alr la i tell u! oh and its spelt GERRARD! lol
ok la nth to say liao quite tired

-exeunt-

forgetting sarah marshalls

ok now that i am properly rested and preoperly nourished, i can update my wekly post a little properly... haha

the whole week in my workplace was so slack la but on thu got range... hai feeling damm down after the whole bloody thing... I jux simply dun understand why that two hundred bucks was there for the taking and i just let it fly away! and before the range i was as usual talking big and say sure get two hundred dollars one! was shooting for two years got like so much experience it should be a piece of cake. DEN I F*****G screwed up! missed 4 in the day! how the hell do u miss 4 in the day when u have been holding a pistol for two years and aiming at a spot as big as ur fingernail!? ppl told me pistol very different from the weapon i am holding now. got much much more recoil and u using two hands now. but shouldn the technique I learnt before be able to be applied to the place i am going now??? what is more bewildering is that i missed at the easiest series! where not only do u use two hands u have external support! wtf wtf wtf! i am damm bloody pissed wif myself!

ppl think i am damm slack in my workplace but thats cos i dun see the need to be so on the ball, but when i finally am on the ball, i should just dash past everyone else in a flash. this activity was the first i am actually enthusiastic about! but wats the result! same old pitiful pass only! it has seriously got me thinking about myself and my character. do i actually think i am the best in everything? i concede that there are always ppl better than me but i always thot i am also high up above e majority. this has actually brought me crashing down to reality and go back to being part of the majority. which means i am just one of the COMMONers, which is not wat i am striving at totally! the first activity which i tried my best at actually gave me an identity crisis! how ironic! i think i should just stop putting in my best den!

and the worst part was when another got the two hundred dollars. i am not jealous or anyth, i am just pissed wif myself for being so worthless when i am always looking down on that another. trust me i am not starting to respect him or anyth, but more on feeling depressed.

ppl say that two years does not count when shooting this different type of weapon, but thats just words of comfort... wil and chris still did very well in it dun they! HAI...

ok so feeling depressed on thu, decided to go and make myself happier on bookout day! went to watch forgetting sarah marshalls (which should be the main point of my entry) wif zhexi after going home. supposed to met at 8 in the end met at 2040h! lol reached plaza sing @ 2105h! and caught the 2125h show! (I LOVE NUMBERSSS) so during the 20 min went arcade and persuaded zhexi to play ddr! haha! :P for a person who wants to be a wushu coach his leg eye co-ordination sucks totally!! haha was laughing at his failure to clear a 3 star song, should have seen how his LOOOONG legs moved man!!! LOL

ok so went to watch the show and its m18 for a very stupid reason OMG! the guy was stark naked! wtf lor i was like next time when they put the rating m18 for nudity they should bracket it wif (M) or (F)! like that den audience knows wat to expect rite! haha not that i am some sicko or sth la but i am thoroughly grossed out by this fat naked object staring back at me!

ok but all in all the movie had basically no plot but it was nonetheless funny wif lots and i mean lots of sexual innuendoes! was laughing out like damm loud la cos it was quite funny! haha! although one thing i feel quite disturbed about is how casual americans regard sex! they barely knew each other for few hours before they can already have sex like WTF! and those pure females who said"i'm not the kind for one night stands" actually knows a guy for 3 days before going to bed wif him WOW THATS LIKE AN ACHIEVEMENT RITE???

lol the movie ended at 11 plus and it was quite late and it feels also quite gay to be out wif just another guy till so late! haha weanted to go clarke quay after that de but too tired la... go there talk kok wif him also quite pointless lol den zhexi was like go there not talk one go hook up HAHA den i was like ya get 4 girls rite! one on the left and one on the right! den after that switch! LOL he was like cannot... liddat cannot focus! LOL! such a faithful guy zhexi!!! haha!

so after watching the movie i ended up wanting to watch more movies! lol cos the trailers all so nice lor! but first must watch WALLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! haha! this one as i told ppl must watch wif girls one! watch wif guys really supremely gay la pls! haha!

next is tropic thunder! den house bunny and all the boys love mandy lane!!! WOOHOO!!! who wanna watch any of these shows come tell mi!!! i will definitely go!!! WOO!!!

-exeunt(leaving the scene/exit)- (know the meaning now? haha)

ipod classic

WOOHOO!!!! i have finally lain my hands on a new 80gb ipod classic!!! hahah went through so much waiting to finally get a free ipod! WOOHOO!!! LOL but 80gb is really alot sia i almost want to vomit blood trying to put all my songs into the device alr! put finish only use about 10gb lor lol! of cos i still added lots of coolio movies that involve lots of korean chio bus like han ga in and jeon ji hyun!!! WOO!!!! lol

hai going to exercise again where there are commando mosquitoes around. hai hai hai...

talking about ppl talking abt uni

Weekly updates for this week!
first things first, I AM PASSING OUT IN 2 WEEKS TIME WOOHOO!!! and in two more weeks we will all be free!!! haha

ok anyways was blog reading some of the ppl that i noe and most of them was about uni stuff and uni lessons. i feel like i am missing out lots of things like fooling ard wif frens and diaoing the lecturers haha! kinda reminiscing (is that the correct spelling lol) again about RJ life haha why wun time stand still when i am in jc why why why!!! everyone just tells me my time will come when i go back to uni and start studying haha but two years is quite a long time in doing sth that will not have any relevance in my life in the future! already i feel some of my frens feel very tired about me whining to them about the place i am currently attached to. hai...

I really fear what i will be like in two years time. already my speech is deterioriating exponentially i dunno if by the time i ORD i will be able to hold a normal conversation wif someone. there was this day i was arguing wif someone (not surprising) but the surprising thing was i actually stopped in my sentence midway trying to recall the word that i was going to use! OMG i was like wtf! what is happening to me! why are the normally spectacular words that are commonly associaterd wif me suddenly deserting me!!! what is happening to my grasp of the purus lingua! i think i am damned. what if in the late october i cant even hold a sophisticated conversation wif the oxford interviewers? haha hongkan liao lor.

lol ytd was forced to go rsaf open house (actually i will gladly go la if they dun force me also or else how to end early rite!) anw highlight of ytd was wat happened after the open house---drumrolls----- I WENT HOME AND SLEEP!

lol no la haha i decided to recharge my brain intellectually and went on a long journey to nus and decided to crash a physics lecture haha! wrong choice (not wrong choice in going there but wrong lecture to crash haha) but more on that later. when i reached there i saw eechong bloody hell stupid guy disrupt! i also want to disrupt! anw, when i saw all of them holding onto books and chatting happily i find myself quite distant from them haha! haha its like a case of so near yet so far! u can see them but cant reach out to them lol...

aiya away from the emo stuff! as i said i went to crash this physics lecture! and the topic was on some sort of music theory and wat frequency shit lol! wat c minor wat a b c d e f g also dunno wat the lecturer saying. den i asked my friend wat was the relevance in taking this, how will this affect ur future life. she said if she din take it, she would be taking a math module, which in my perspective is absolutely more practical rite not rite not! haha! and i think nus should try expanding their lecture theatre lol in the end our group was like sitting wif our backs against the wall on just a chair la... not even a table lololol. y so pathetic one!

i dun regret going all e way to nus noe in case somebody keep telling me i regret, REASSURE U K :P haha its been quite great talking to u again noe (face to face!) haha, esp on the mrt! :P

so after crashing nus, i went to city hall go comex wif chris tang, den some stupid prc in the station ask me how to get to funan. very difficult to explain in chinese so just told him dunno, in the end that fag asked me if i from singapore! like wtf! in wat way do i not look local??? in the end went comex for only half hour cos we spent our time eating at some jap restaurant! WOO SASHIMI IS GREAT esp salmon those fresh ones just melt in ur mouth, blissful blissful!!! :P :P :P

one last random note to add i think jeon ji hyun is damm hot like SIZZLING HOT!!! haha but not chaota ok! not chaota!

friends part II

I neva thought i would ever say this but out of my eighteen years of life, and a glorious one at that, I would safely say I met thousands maybe tens of thousands of ppl. I have interacted wif so many ppl and all of them just come and go, be it u know them for one year or five years, they will still go their own ways in the end. I thought that me being me, will not be affected by all this shit of ppl leaving and meeting new frens again. I thought I will be past this stage but apparently i am still only human wif feelings hahaha weird rite TGO talking abt this in such a tone...

I think frens are very important in ur life and although I noe most frens come and go, there are some u exceptionally miss when they go their separate ways haha. having known him since sec 3 but only knowing him better in j1, and also knowing that he will leave in the end of j2, I thought I will be nonchalant about his departure haha but how very wrong I was. Having never spoken to him for months, when I spoke to him today, I realised I missed seeing him alot, not just him la i realised but also many many many others whom i have not seen for months and have gone back to their country. although the physical distance is very far apart, when I first talked to him, its like finding back a lost fren who disappeared for months and reappearing recently. so u can basically sense my exhilaration when i saw him online haha! DONG! since u going to uk this year, I really look forward to meeting u in 2 years time! hahaha by den we go pub and party k! den go see chiobus together hahaha!!!

hai, talking to him brought me back to rj and ri days. its a far cry from wat we are experiencing now and i think those six years are the best years in my life! where we can diao teachers together, argue wif them, play soccer in class, and also CCAs! who can forget the memorable things we did together be it in ri or rj? hai thinking back i really think i din treasure enough the times i spend in school although I spend more time in school than at home.

anyway, different frens behave differently. this afternoon one guy simply pissed me off. he pissed me off so much i wanna strangle him. ytd night he said,"wah, just the right guy, thinking of going out tomorrow." i suppose this shld be him initiating the meetup? (if i am wrong in admonishing him, someone kindly enlighten me) so basically we shld be meeting in a grp, but because some ppl cant make it, it shld be three guys going la. and since this guy before meeting us is in bugis, we took the initiative to actually go marina square so it would be convenient for him. we reached there and waited for him, he dunno whether is because the other ppl cannot make it or wat la, in the end after waiting for him for ABOUT TEN TO TWENTY MINUTES, he just gave a simple phone call saying hey i dun think i dowan go already ok bye! and he SPORTINGLY just hung up! WOW THAT IS SIMPLY GREAT! i could hardly believe my ears when my fren told me this. pls somebody tell mi wats e meaning of this. u initiate a metup and in e end cancelled it? and its not like we are at home and havent gone out!

CMON WE ARE ALREADY AT THE BLOODY F******G PLACE AND U HAVE THE CHEEK TO JUST SAY DUN FEEL LIKE COMING? OK BYE??? WAT THE HELL DO U TAKE US FOR? UR DOGS AT UR BECK AND CALL? PLS I CANNOT STAND IT! THATS DOWNRIGHT RUDENESS AND U NOE BETTER THAN TO CROSS ME ON THAT BECAUSE I HAVE FLARED UP BEFORE ON SIMILAR ISSUES! remind me neva to obligingly agree whenever u ask me out again. i will not be fooled thank u very much.

-exeunt-

lol juz ytd someone commented on TGO's grammar, but He still has to let that someone know that most of the time when He blogs, He is blogging with a tired mind and cant concentrate too much on grammar, lol. If the message can get across, that will already be great haha! The next comment was on paragraphing, this one TGO will promise to work on it haha English seems to have deserted him since 090108(date of when all the shit atarts). WOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME TGO ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGES HIS FAULT??? maybe He is changing his image!

ok so anyway this is a new paragraph! and i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write. This may be a emo post but i dunno how to start.

U noe u spend so many years in school and u share many tears and joy with so many people and u thot u will know them for a very long time. But no, after graduation, people go into NS, people defer from NS (talking about u iw haha), others get into university and they just drift apart. its no matter whether u noe them for 2 years or six, people get busy and they just have no time for one another.

where are the friendships supposed to last a lifetime? supposed to be forged through trials and tribulations? Ppl juz seem to forget ur existence even though maybe sometimes u shared ur deep and darkest secrets wif them before! I am not blaming them. I just feel that maybe proximity and distance really matter in friendships. the nearer u are to them physically, the closer u are. but once u are separated with one another after jc, where ppl go their separate ways, the bonds u forged count for nothing.

sometimes, when i see someone whom i thought i knew very well, he/she looked like a stranger to me now, nothing to talk about, nothing in common, nothing to share. WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO EVERYONE? is this inevitable?

But anyway, back to wat happened this week. on friday night, the new j1s held a farewell party for the j2s. and we being extra and having nothing to do, decided to tag along because i thot there will be people from my batch going too! in the end ppl became busy and again, a chance to meet up is gone. Uni life is really busy i have to admit, but i feel such a waste when opportunities are there to maybe mend the broken or stretched bonds that we hold dear to, but obstacles abound.

More importantly, I want to dedicate this paragraph to Ms Chua! She is leaving for Harvard to further her education and I just knew about it! :( wanted to talk to her b4 she left but she couldnt make it to the chalet :( :(

I think in my 2 years in RJ, she was the closest teacher i had and i long regarded her more as a fren than a teacher (cos she din teach me!) haha! she is the only one who will talk rubbish wif mi one lor haha! everytime when I was talking to her, it would always be a very interesting conversation. Sometimes when i had problems and troubles, i still rmb, i will also get her to talk to me, and she will gladly do so. I will always remember the things that she did for me! THANK U MA'AM!!! :) :) :)

haha lastly i wanted to say about chris tangs drinking prowess! WOO INCREDIBLY POWERFUL! after the chalet which we stayed awhile, we (me,iw,chris) went clarke quay for dinner and drank a bit! haha! after drinking 5 mouthfuls, he gave us his bottle and said he cant drink cos he feling breathless! :P and im not finished, right after that, he just conked out on the table! haha he said he was damm tired but i think its jux e beer :P :P :P chris muz practice more noe!! haha later next time working sure get played one haha!!!


-exeunt-

AU-LEEM-PIGS

the auleempigs(as master pronounced) has started and it is of great pride that i see 2 of our fellow singaporeans getting eliminated on national day in the olympics. that is the day when we commemorate our 43rd year of independence and it is really heartening to see tao li getting into the finals of swimming, but at the same time, really "proud" to see 2 athletes get eliminated from the competition. i think that sometimes singaporeans get quite big in the head and think they can win everything because their skills are just so damm f!@#$%g good! pls! it is already miraculous if u can reign king of south-east asia, this is the AULEEMPIGS we are talking about! the year u win a gold medal is when PIGS fly. some athletes have joined the event for three times, which means they have honed their skill for at least twelve years(cos 4x3=12, so smart!)and if they cant win anyth jux forget about it. concentrate on being king of SEA den try to conquere asia bit by bit. dun put ur head too high, it will just roll down the ground. if it is juz making numbers to look big and not substantial, might as well dun go! its really disappointing if u get eliminated, but on national day? oh pls! spare us! look at some nations, their contingent of athletes are only 5-6, people laugh at them WHY SO LITTLE PPL GO? but have it occurred to you guys that these ppl may actually have a very high chance to win a medal? and wun it be more humiliating if these small contingent actually got one medal but such a big contingent that we posted out won none? pls, those wif high chance then bring them go! at least they get a fifth or sixth position we can still hold our heads up high! As detractors of our country has said before, we are jux a small little red dot. getting such a position wif such a small population is awesome alr. when we laugh at these small contingents, we are actually indirectly laughing at ourselves, and other countries would also be laughing at us. knowing our own limits is good (as they say in hokkien "smart good enuf alr, dun act smart") dun overestimate oneself.

another point which i am quite uncomfortable is when they start talking about their chances of a medal even before the games started, esp the newspaper! din they heard of dun count ur chickens before they are hatched? pls la its always the same, who have a high chance of winning a medal, who have the highest chance of winning, whose name will be recorded in the annals of history if who won. can the media just stop all this shit, u noe u are heaping unnecessary pressure on the athletes themselves?! u think so easy to win ah? u go and play la, all talk only! it happened in 2000 olympics to jing junhong, it happened in 2004 to lijawei say what bronze medal at least, in the end neva win anyth then talk talk talk say we could have won wat could have won wat! its not the athletes who dun want to win, newspaper talk so much cock for wat! even more hilarious--- if this athlete concentrate and focus and the other teams lose focus and got distracted then we would HAVE A CHANCE! again talk about ifs and if nots. media muz wake up, the world is not ur fantasy island, its nt a utopia u cant wish for everything u want and ifs and hypothesis will not come true if u jux wait for others to screw up. this should not be the mentality the media should be expounding! i would be supreme conqueror IF all my IFS come true right or not?!?!

TGO should jux simmer down abit dun u guys think so?

money no enufffff

mah see wa wu jit bah ban!!!! haha for those who have watched money no enough 2 i think everyone will agree wif me its more of a sobbing soap drama than a comedy. Jack neo only knows how to pull ppls heart strings by playing wif family ties and parental ties, a trait he is well known for the many number of movies he has directed. I am not saying he is not good, even our dear PM has already endorsed him as a good director who can take Singapore's film industry to greater heights, but i think if u wanna base ur latest movie on a success ten years ago, then it better be godamm good or at least make it wat its supposed to be! A BLOODY COMEDY! 80% of the time u see ppl crying (haha i noe in the theatre u are supposed to watch the movie instead of looking at ppl but if the person beside u is chio bu and looks nicer than the movie itself u will nonetheless look at the ppl crying rite!) ok fine i dun see ppl crying i hear them can! and after the movie my friend also say she saw everybody all red eyes one! HAHA OBVIOUSLY I DIN CRY LA! i think i too used to mr neos tactics and styles alr. after liang popo i dun think i cried in any movie he produced. but speaking about this supposed talent that is REVITALISING our cty's film industry, i rather think he is becoming abit too complacent. the latest move he did is to organise an activity like project superstar but now its director superstar! CMON PUHLEEEEEZ do u really think u are that good to sieve out directorial talents in this tiny red dot? all movies u did are only in local context! there is no international acclaim for any u directed, bar one called homerun! pls and u actually nominated someone in ur movie for best actor in the golden horse awards?!?! HAHAHA MAN! pls wake up ur idea. the day any local actor can win a famous, worldwide acclaimed HONGKONG actor in a HONGKONG awards ceremony will be the day when erp is abolished (wif reference to ur latest movie my esteemed sir)

but having said about lousy movies, i think i have to praise one movie which i recently watched. thats THE DARK KNIGHT! WOO! i tell u its worth the money for it is long and the actor is simply great! although it is supremely dark, it has many underlying notions and motifs that is truly relevant in the society, not just a single country, but the whole society! that is wat a good movie ahould be! and then there is the actor (hey today not actress k not some chiobu) haha! heath ledger playing joker is simply outstanding! cos he played the psychopath very well. there is no signs of fear in the face of death, u can almost see into his twisted mind what chaos he is planning, and how he can ruin gotham's knight in shining armour wif just one small plot! a pity he died due to drug overdose. but i think its also the roles he chose to act which culminated in his suicide. just lok at the roles! brokeback mountain--- a gay, batman--- a psychopath. to act very greatly, u must immerse urself in the role itself so imagine wat scatting he receives when he plays both those roles. its no surprise these roles play wif his mind as much as he plays these roles.

exeunt

one hour before book in... Hai!

i am trying to blog using my mobile phone and its quite easy lei! Woo! I love e wifi system in my phone! :) :) :) ha ha before i forgot i must congratulate e rj shooting team! Woo! Omg tuck heng good job and e rest of e guys! U all did wat tgo could not do! And that is getting gold medal! Good job guys congratulations! However i must also add ha ha its cos u got such a superb mentor and senior den u can get such supremely superb and marvellous results! :) :) :) did i say wrong? Ha ha! Anw ya this is a very depressing moment for tgo he is going to book in in an hours time! Can u actually believe that! TGO HAS TO GET INTO E SHIT HOLE SOON! Omg! :( hai it has occured to him that everyone has to go thru this but why is it that some guys are luckier than tgo when they can stay out everyday book out everyday slack in office everyday! Some can even defer from this and go study! So sad so sad tgo leads a sad life! Can u actually fathom that a higher being who is just below one and above e rest get such rotten luck! Omg! How is he going to change his luck? He has already decided next week he is going to buy some fortune stone to change his luck ha ha! Buy seven stones and put them in e different corners of his room! Ha ha once his luck changes he will really be e supreme overlord! :) :) lol anw ytd went pubbing where we bitched about different people ha ha i am very heartened that so many of u guys share e same thought as me! Woo great job guys! When great minds think alike they will be blessed because they think like tgo! Woo! Some ppl really makes my heart boil i tell u trying to act in front of ppl when u noe they are not like this at all? Anw ha ha i realised my drinking prowess has improved woo! Haven gotten drunk after two bottles and a cocktail! But anw i think pubbing is not an activity for drinking one. Pubs are for a group of friends to get together and talk like that will be united and bond better! Better still are these friends are very entertaining! And they like bitching just like me! Woo! Ha ha :) oh and this afternoon i just watched red cliff! Its quite good lei! E way they waged wars and their formation quite cool! And more importantly lin chiling is supremely chio woo i like i like! :) :) :) hai gotta book in liao :( exeunt tgo

dunno wat to type as heading lol

as my second week of course has finally come to an end, i am feeling tired as usual lol! however this will not deter me from my blog writing! since i have written a journal entry each day in the course as instructed by the commanders; more likely forced la, i feel it is right to actually air all my grievances now!

firstly, a journal is meant for ones own reflection, not an exhibition for people to read. by asking people to write journals and den reading them, will people actually write their true feelings, or will they just se it as a chore and juz do to get it over and done with! this point completely eludes all the minds of commanders who is supposedly people who can think and respond quickly! journal writing should be enjoyed! not taken as a chore! by asking people to write reflections and den u actually read it, it will be defeating the purpose already! wun all of u agree wif mi? lets say u think wat they are doing is stupid, u write it in, they get angry, u get *toot*-ed. its a vicious cycle dammit, in the end a journal is not a journal, its just a piece of document suited for inflating egos and thinking everything is working out fine. THATS PLAIN DUMB.

next, conflicting instructions are given in the place i am curently working at. *toot* man! do u guys actually expect us to follow every single minute instructions of urs when even among u higher-ups cant even get it right together! omg! and this is supposed to be BETTER and CLEVERER people leading us! conflicting instructions? GIVE ME A BREAK!

i think serving is absolutely a waste of time and i am getting incoherent. i should juz shut up nad go to sleep.

tired

course is screwed up and i am shagged like dead tired WTF if i got the time and feeling to post sth long i will... until then exeunt!

Course

Course time is starting tml and i am dreading it... :( :( :( there goes my time in the office and having fun every night!!! hai this sucks and i dun like e sound of it starting... anw ya this week tgo is taking a break and got no enlightening or entertaining reads for u guys but it is supremely boring this weekend... and the gloom and doom of course... hai tgo is getting incoherent and its course that is twiddling wif his brains!

ohkay anw went to watch WANTED ytd!!! WOO it is no surprise why angelina jolie is named the sexiest woman on earth!!! wa she is jux so damm hot and sexy la and the way she gives wesley gibson the hot kiss OMG!!! ok anw back to the plot i can safely say if not for femme fatale sexy hot gorgeous graceful beautiful elegant jolie NO ONE and i repeat NO ONE will absolutely watch this shit! the plot is so damm thin u use one finger can poke thru everything liao! not only is it damm thin it is also supremely predictable omg i tell u if i am asked to give a rating i will give 1.5/5 for the plot, 3.5/5 for the action and guns and 5/5 for the actress! WOO!!! :P

Grouses

Today, TGO will be covering one of the MANY grouses by the society's citizens. as the answer to mankinds problems and the answer to betterment of mankind, TGO firmly believes that He has to voice His esteemed opinions so that the public will be more enlightened about the mild inconvenience they always face with everyday.

today's topics will be POLYCLINIC. by poly- the prefix, it means many : several : much (Merriam-Webster) and by clinic, TGO would think that it is quite a self-explanatory noun which needs no further explanation, (thereby explaining the meaning of self-explanatory) thats just such a smart way to define stuff!

today TGO just went to a polyclinic for some check up- by any minute (pronounced as my-newt not mee-neet) and random chance anybody is worried about TGO's health dun worry nothings wrong but for those rubbing their hands in glee, He is sorry to disappoint you :P

ok as He was saying the reason why He chose polyclinic is because be definition, it means many many many many many clinics which means many many many many doctors which mean lesser lesser lesser lesser time wasted in waiting! so this is his main reason for going to polyclinics, NOT BECAUSE HE IS NOW AN EMPLOYEE OF THE DEFENCE FORCE AND HE GETS FREE MEDICAL SERVICE FROM THEM. However many mundane human beings have different thinking from TGO! Because polyclinics are heavily subsidised, just any Tom Dick and Harry will go throng there for fun laughter peace and joy even if they have a small flu! A sterling eg. from this aunty in the polyclinic -quote- "I came at 7am in the morning to queue thats why can leave so early!" and guys, guess when it actually open its heavenly doors??? BLOODY EIGHT IN THE MORNING!!! CHEAP THINGS NOW NOT ONLY MUZ GET, MUST GO QUEUE BEFORE OPERATING HOURS JUST TO GET!!! AND LAW ABIDING CITIZENS LIKE TGO WHO REACH THERE FEW MINUTES (this time pronounced as mee-neets) BEFORE EIGHT GOT A QUEUE NUMBER OF TWO THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR! can u guys actually belief it! few hundred people has actually gotten their queue numbers the minute the polyclinic open! with that TGO came up with two conclusions, actually one. Either the counters are supremely efficent in registering the patients and can register few hundred people in 3 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) which is simply not the case because when TGO arrived they took 44 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) to register fifty plus patients! The second case TGO would be more inclined to believe is they actually opened their heavenly doors way before operating hours. TGO WOULD OBVIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT THIS IS COS OUR MEDICAL TEAMS ARE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT SAVING LIVES THAT THEY EXTEND THEIR WORKING HOURS VOLUNTARILY ON A SATURDAY. however thinking about it, it may not be the case at all! Our society being famed for following rules and regulations and not known for bending the rules, how would the personnel inviolved deliberately break the rules by EXPLICITLY flouting the operatives stated EXPLICITLY on the heavenly doors itself! that is entirely impossible and un-possible!

So TGO came up with this final conclusion...... -drum rolls-

TGO's arrival actually made them stood around in awe and actually immobilised them for forty three minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) exactly before they cleared TGO in just one minute (this time pronounced as mee-neets)! doesnt all these make sense! for all those who says no, u are just lying.

anyway, to a more important issue... in this polyclinic which means many many many many clinics, TGO saw 52 rooms which by right if medical personnel are so passionate abt saving lives where they voluntarily extend their working hours, there would be 52 doctors all working together in sync! lets give a GROSS over estimate of the patients they serve till TGO comes in--400. and each patient took 20 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets), if divided equally it would take around 160 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) before TGO's turn, but guess what! TGO WAITED FOR THRE PLUS DAMN FREAKING HOURS BEFORE HIS TURN! IS THIS JUST PRO OR IS THIS JUST PRO!

with that incident, TGO can possibly think of two possible scenarios One, the doctors are slow and inefficent which is again impossible! considering they are so passionate and on the ball, they will be very FAST! and its their working hours they are talking about! why be slow when u have only half day to work and the faster u finish, the faster u go!

which leaves me to the second conclusion--- its the patients itself who are making things so slow and inefficent for the next patient! and because they wait so long, they just purposely ask many redundant questions so as to have the mentality that their money is worthwhile! and they paid enuf for the services!

FOR GOODNESS SAKE PPL! UR F****** MEDICAL SERVICES ARE HEAVILY SUBSIDISED IN THE POLYCLINIC! NO MATTER WHAT U ASK U WILL STILL NEED TO GO TAKE UT MEDICINE AND BE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS! AND LATER U WILL STILL NEED TO GO TO THE PHARMACY AND BEGIN UR SECOND ROUND OF INTERROGATING THE PHARMACISTS ON WHEN TO EAT THE MEDICINE!!! WTF U STILL WANNA GET UR MONEY WORTH FOR!!! do u think by asking the doctors more question ur illness will go away or will get cured faster? or do u think interrogating the doctors make u feel like examiners and next time u can self-medicate no need come se doctor anymore?!?! spare a thought for the next patient, guys! whatever happened to singa, the courtesy lion!!!

with that i leave u to ponder about ur gracious acts and TGO again exeunt with many more attaining nirvana and TGO has fulfilled his good deed of the week!

-exeunt-

Meaning of life? An enlightening read

Of cos sometimes, TGO muz use his supreme intelligence for the betterment of mankind and muz expound his theories so man, normal human beings, can actually dwell in the mind of TGO and actually gain some insights from his ideas.

today as TGO was coming back home from Orchard by bus (not His usual mode of transport, but He has this feeling He will come up wif sth so brilliant if He took a bus and voila! He was right!) ok back to main point--- the main point is TGO's main mode of transport is not by bus but actually by flying! -__- ok thats not v funny...

ANW THE MAIN POINT IS: it was going to rain very heavily and dark clouds are actually gathering and when TGO is in the upper deck of the bus and He look thru the front glass panel, it was a scene of gloom and darkness. immediately TGO becomes depressed... but turning to his left to look thru the other glass panel, it was actually not that dark afterall! even though it was going to rain, looking thru the left glass panel the sky was still light blue and quite cheery! BUT IT IS THE SAME GODDAMM SKY! why does it look different and being the smart One He usually is, He came to a very smart conclusion! The front glass was more tinted! OMG so smart rite! arent u all juz enlightened!!!

haha ok no la that was not wat i was trying to say... From this above incident, i actually got back some ideas...

Firstly, is seeing always believing? everyone around us always believe wat we see thru our eyes, but lets imagine if our eyes are actually the front glass panel that we are actually talking abt and the left glass panel is actually non-existent at all (when actually the truth is seen more clearly thru the left panel) If the bus has its glass panels all tinted all of us will believe the image we saw to be the truth! and when we see thru these tinted glass, society will always rear its ugly head no matter wat--- the sky will always be gloomy and darkness will actually envelop. WHEN ITS ACTUALLY NOT THE CASE! this tint is a lie but because everyone sees thru the tint they all blif it to be true! so is seeing actually believing? wat i am trying to cover here is metaphor-ing the tint to human's perceptions. humans no matter how objective they are will still be subjective... we just do not know how much shade they put in their sunglasses when they see things. they blif they are objective when they actually arent. we talk about kids wif downs syndrome, we talk abt divorcees... Do any of U look at them thru spectacles instead of sunglasses? and even if u claim to look at them wif juz spectacles, ur myopic visions can only see the magnification of their flaws thru ur specs, not anything else? Guys, do anyone of u get wat im talking abt? its time to change mindsets! :D

secondly, i think this is closer to our hearts... the incident i am talking abt also reflects another thing--- with the front glass panel representing pessimism and the left representing optimism. the route thru life can start and end in two ways whether u look at life thru the front glass panel, or the left one. when u look at the front, u see an emphasis of the gloom and impending doom that is going to befall on u... willl u feel happy this way? or if u look at the left one, even tho its raining (even tho u are sad) but it is only DRIZZLING! and looking further ahead u see a light blue sky wif light grey clouds instead of those BLACK ones! this puts ur life into perspective and u shld feel not everything is that bad. life has its fair share of ups and downs. make the ups feel like peaks, make the downs feel juz like small little bumps, ULTIMATELY it depends on how u look at ur own life. EVERYONE, TGO embraces u wif his knowledge--- live life to the fullest! Make everyday a happy day! even if ur life is in the nadir jux imagine the nadir to be a small little depression on the road-- with juz a little raise of ur leg, U CAN CROSS IT! there is no permanent downs only if u make it out to be! EMBRACE THE PRESENT-MAKE THE THUNDERSTORM IN UR LIFE JUZ A DRIZZLE, only then can u live life happily and more enrichingly...

does anyone get any insights from this powerful knowledge! feel free to post comments!

And its because TGO sees each day a sunny day thats why he can live life in a happy-go-lucky way and in a carefree way TRY IT!

-exeunt-

second post of my infant blog

Welcome to my second posts dear readers!!! haha actually i dun think there are any readers to speak of considering theres not much fanfare and publicity surrounding tgo. tgo always likes to be low profile and is always modest and humble. who the hell wud den actually know abt this!?

haha ok anw talk about todays happening happenings first! come to think of it not very happening la went out wif edison tay and wil and chris... see just a bunch of guys walking abt nth happening to it lei, so sian but anw the thing is out of the whole outing we actually spent 80% of our time in arcades! wtf lor, u wud think we neva see each other for so long sure gt stuff to tok abt, instead jux go spend $$$ in arcade... -_-

ya anw my fav game in the arcade is now DDR haha alot ppl will be like -___- over this since its quite long liao but haha its extremely fun lor and its like can show off kind if u damm powerful... pick-up tips #1 go arcade master a game where alot of ppl can watch u and then u will be able to pick up stranger-chicks pls! haha! (by stranger, i dun mean the superlative of strange lol-WHO THE FK WANTS TO PICK UP STRANGE PPL!?) ok u get wat i mean... HAI but now not yet master at the game lei and i have spent lots and lots of money on the stoopid machine already!dammit! but not to fear! cos TGO is here! (leonard transforms to his alter ego)

If He is not a master at the game, it means the game is lousy and not fit for playing because there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING, NOT EVEN A STOOPID GAME that TGO does not excel in. He is The Great One and the One who can change the world with just a click of his fingers! How can a dumb game stump TGO! but having said that, TGO likes the game so even tho its dumb He is going to play it but he is not going to feed the arcade industry anymore and be their ATM. So being the smart genius that he usually is, how does he go about solving this crisis! He cleverly bought a ddr mat! so anyone who wants to come and play feel free!!! :P

Oh back to football... ytd Singapore played Saudi and expectedly, lost. lol AT HOME WIF SO MANY SUPPOSTERS THEY LOST! why do the supporters actually go in the first place? TGO for once in a gross miscalculation actually contemplated going to the stadium to see how they will play in their last game in the National Stadium. Fortunately common sense and rationality prevailed and He din go but actually watched at home... and this was the first time he almost slept in a soccer match! omg its so damm boring that he actually changed channels and watched a trashy variety show by Jacky wu! u can tell how boring it actually is and speaking of soccer He must absolutely talk about betting! He who is under One but over millions always get screwed by that One above! Whenever TGO bets he will lose but when He doesnt, and he predicts the score it actually comes out accurately! WTH is the One above trying to tell TGO? not to gamble? or just playing a game wif Him? if its the former, why should the One above help Spore Pools and not help the noble one! Singapore Poos(oops typo error) is a PTE LTD company which means it actually garners profit for itself not a noble cause! but if TGO wins, by butterfly effect poverty will be lifted! which one better u tell mi! LOL FUNNY RITE! and since You wanna play games wif Him, He will play wif You and ultimately outsmart You! After thinking for seven-seven forty-nine days He has actually come out wif a perfect idea! if TGO buys personally, He will lose but when he predicts and not buy, he will win! So next time when His frens are around, he will predict very very loudly and his frens will then buy and then HE WILL WIN!!! HAHAHA GOT U THERE RITE! Even the one above cannot outSMART TGO HAHAHA!!!

ok i think enuf shit already
-exeunt- bells jingle as TGO takes His royal leave while looking at the millions of humans BELOW him... the world is just so unfair...

WOOOOOOOOOO

WOO!!! after two years in recluse, TGO is finally back with a vengeance!!! :P -a round of applause pls- haha as you can see when TGO spends so much time without speaking out, its always for a reason and the reason is TGO has simply nth to say up till now! lol first time you see TGO rambling nonsense lei haha Super Anal Fishes really did sth to TGO's brain and His proficency in English!

Anyway back to what I want to say haha -drum rolls- EURO 08 has arrived to the big stage! and with that, TGO has ben losing money :( this activity of His is simply burning a hole in His wallet and the hole is becoming like the one in the ozone layer! That will not do! In the recently concluded match Portugal vs Czech if not for some stoopid F^^^^^^ who scored in the 90th minute, TGO would have earned money and in turn due to the butterfly effect, poverty in the world will actually be alleviated! Cant u sense the nobleness of TGO's act in winning $$$ why must u stop this great and selfless act, Pools?! cant u let TGO carry on his noble deeds instead of just earning money yourself! WORLD PEACE DAMMIT WORLD PEACE!!!

hai enuf of this stoopid complaints about the betting monopoly in the society; its jux so unfair when some kind-hearted guy wants to do his bit for the increasing poverty in the world HAI...

lol anyway TGO wants to learn a new language! haha by then he will be MULTI-LINGUAL! either german or french lei! which one should he choose dilemma dilemma! If TGO learns french, he can be able to pick up french chicks! OMG OMG french chicks are supremely nice to look at they are just works of art la pls JUST LIKE KOREAN CHICKSSSS!!! HAN GA IN AND YOON EUN HYE!!! hahaha :P and if he learn german then he can pick up GERMAN CHICKS!!! WOO!!!! HOW FUN IS LIFEEEEEE!
-exeunt-