Welcome to my second posts dear readers!!! haha actually i dun think there are any readers to speak of considering theres not much fanfare and publicity surrounding tgo. tgo always likes to be low profile and is always modest and humble. who the hell wud den actually know abt this!?
haha ok anw talk about todays happening happenings first! come to think of it not very happening la went out wif edison tay and wil and chris... see just a bunch of guys walking abt nth happening to it lei, so sian but anw the thing is out of the whole outing we actually spent 80% of our time in arcades! wtf lor, u wud think we neva see each other for so long sure gt stuff to tok abt, instead jux go spend $$$ in arcade... -_-
ya anw my fav game in the arcade is now DDR haha alot ppl will be like -___- over this since its quite long liao but haha its extremely fun lor and its like can show off kind if u damm powerful... pick-up tips #1 go arcade master a game where alot of ppl can watch u and then u will be able to pick up stranger-chicks pls! haha! (by stranger, i dun mean the superlative of strange lol-WHO THE FK WANTS TO PICK UP STRANGE PPL!?) ok u get wat i mean... HAI but now not yet master at the game lei and i have spent lots and lots of money on the stoopid machine already!dammit! but not to fear! cos TGO is here! (leonard transforms to his alter ego)
If He is not a master at the game, it means the game is lousy and not fit for playing because there is nothing, absolutely NOTHING, NOT EVEN A STOOPID GAME that TGO does not excel in. He is The Great One and the One who can change the world with just a click of his fingers! How can a dumb game stump TGO! but having said that, TGO likes the game so even tho its dumb He is going to play it but he is not going to feed the arcade industry anymore and be their ATM. So being the smart genius that he usually is, how does he go about solving this crisis! He cleverly bought a ddr mat! so anyone who wants to come and play feel free!!! :P
Oh back to football... ytd Singapore played Saudi and expectedly, lost. lol AT HOME WIF SO MANY SUPPOSTERS THEY LOST! why do the supporters actually go in the first place? TGO for once in a gross miscalculation actually contemplated going to the stadium to see how they will play in their last game in the National Stadium. Fortunately common sense and rationality prevailed and He din go but actually watched at home... and this was the first time he almost slept in a soccer match! omg its so damm boring that he actually changed channels and watched a trashy variety show by Jacky wu! u can tell how boring it actually is and speaking of soccer He must absolutely talk about betting! He who is under One but over millions always get screwed by that One above! Whenever TGO bets he will lose but when He doesnt, and he predicts the score it actually comes out accurately! WTH is the One above trying to tell TGO? not to gamble? or just playing a game wif Him? if its the former, why should the One above help Spore Pools and not help the noble one! Singapore Poos(oops typo error) is a PTE LTD company which means it actually garners profit for itself not a noble cause! but if TGO wins, by butterfly effect poverty will be lifted! which one better u tell mi! LOL FUNNY RITE! and since You wanna play games wif Him, He will play wif You and ultimately outsmart You! After thinking for seven-seven forty-nine days He has actually come out wif a perfect idea! if TGO buys personally, He will lose but when he predicts and not buy, he will win! So next time when His frens are around, he will predict very very loudly and his frens will then buy and then HE WILL WIN!!! HAHAHA GOT U THERE RITE! Even the one above cannot outSMART TGO HAHAHA!!!
ok i think enuf shit already
-exeunt- bells jingle as TGO takes His royal leave while looking at the millions of humans BELOW him... the world is just so unfair...
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