Sunday, October 26, 2008
surveys!
the dastard interview is currently pissing me off cos its 2 days away and i want to get it over and done wif! why do they even want to interview tgo anyway! they see His name He should be automatically accepted into their school alr pls! why still need wat tgo-damned interview!
TGO WANTS TGO!!!!!! (To Go Oxford) :P :P :P
someone wants me to do this survey haha so i just do! be prepared for the most enlightening answers u are going to read! :P if u wanna pay me money cos of all the answers feel free! no i dun mean asking u to feel u are not worth a single cent noe, i am meaning feel generous! :D
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. [Ok dude the nearest book you ask me to get is 100m away from me now. yes my house id that big and u want TGO to waste so much energy and listen to ur command and obey them just like anyone who does this survey CLEVERLY did them? now tell you wat dude, He REFUSE. ok it says "Dryers Hand Wholesale and Mfrs--- 6*******"]
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? [TGO is still not refusing to listen to your stupid commands, He is merely just conveniently stretching his arms cos He is tired and He touched his computer monitor]
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? [I switched on my comp, waited for it to start. double clicked on "DSL206U ADSL USB Modem dial-up" then clicked "dial" and double clicked on IE and logged in to blogger. VIOLA!]
What is the last thing you watched on TV? [HSM2]
Without looking, guess what time it is? [2140h]
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? [2144h whats the bloody point of this two questions HELLO????]
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? [I just heard a chair screech and footsteps of a human being walking past me and me typing on the keyboard]
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? [define "outside" and "you". outside of my body? outside of my clothes? outside of my alter-ego? DUDE or whoever set this survey! BE SPECIFIC!]
Did you dream last night? [ya, duh]
Do you remember your dreams? [ya, duh]
When did you last laugh? [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ok just a nanosecond ago]
Do you remember why / at what? [cos i laughing at the retardedness and stupidity of the survey setter! who the hell asks wat time is it and asks if u dream but not ask wat u dream about! isn the content supposed to be more interesting than that stupid yes/no answer? LOL]
What is on the walls of the room you are in? [oh the room i am in is coincidentally called the living room. i suspect around it and on the walls are all living things? else why is it called the living room???]
Seen anything weird lately? [ya. AGAIN UNINTERESTING YES/NO QUESTION!]
What do you think of this quiz? [my previous comments seem to state my thinking really well.]
What is the last film you saw? [hsm3]
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? [what if! there is no if, tgo can make anyth possible! ok the White House, the Buckingham palace or the Istana.]
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? [I SAID NO IF! WTH! buy all the shares that are dropping now and buy up all the companies, then merge every company into one big conglomerate--- TGO's Oyster. the world is my oyster.]
Tell me something about you that most people don't know. [I AM TGO!!!!]
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? [ONE MORE IF I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! merge all countries into one country namely called the "world" or the "globe" with leonard as its overall ruler and MM reduced to shining TGO's shoes.]
Do you like to dance? [no but i like to play ddr and parapara although someone says para para is GAY! HMPH!]
Would you ever consider living abroad? [YES!]
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? [isnt TGO interesting enough? wat u want GOT? lol thats weird.]
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? [a 3 letter name. spelt same backwards and forwards. it starts wif M and ends wif M in the middle theres you.]
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? [tsk tsk law abiding citizen here! just dl-ed SHE new album only wat... OOPS!]
Last time you swam in a pool? [in the shithole few months ago called TEKONG DAMMIT!]
Type of music you like most? [my screeching]
Type of music you dislike most? [ppl singing better than me=everyone=I DUN LIKE MUSIC! ok kidding.]
Are you listening to music right now? [NO.]
What color is your bedroom carpet? [u meant tiles? my bedroom has no carpet! but soon it will be persian rugs i tell u!]
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? [i would add a new human being into my house :D]
What was the last thing you bought? [newpaper today! OH SPEAKING OF WHICH ITS CHELSEA V LIVERPOOL!!!!]
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? [yes just ytd in my dreams]
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?[i would rather scale the sky cos the sky's not even the limit for mi!]
Do you have a garden? [yes and its secret thats why its called secret garden... SHHHHHH!]
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? [ob vai years lee! ah gu bahasa melayu bagus!]
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? [hmmm :P:P:P]
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? [MYSELF! cos u said famous and i can only think of that one character who is famous! anw it would be quite cool eating lunch wif urself rite!]
Who sent the last text message you received? [hmmmmm :P:P:P]
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? [TGO's credit cards will neva get maxed out la pls. they see the name there got free access alr!]
What time is bed time? [bedtime is together! togeher! no space! and its when u finally se ur bed calling to u... means u are so tired u are hallucinating.]
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? [err.. no?]
How many tattoos do you have? [dun have]
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? [obvaiyearslee not]
What did you do for your last birthday? [went out and had fun... :P]
Do you carry a donor card? [no. ppl should donate to me for enlightening them and not vice versa!]
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? [i sat on the sofa watching tv while eating so i would say zac efron and vanessa hudgens. oops being a 10000W light bulb there!]
Is the glass half empty or half full? [always full la duh!]
What's the farthest-away place you've been? [london!]
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? [lol u think i stay in ang mo kio ah got tomatoes to eat!]
Have you ever won a trophy? [DUH? its tgo u are talking about though i tried repeatedly to give others a chance.]
Are you a good cook? [GREAT. SIMPLY GREAT!!! at instant noodles.]
Do you know how to pump your own gas? [lol i pumped gas into a tank (not a fish tank! but an armoured tank!) before u say lei!]
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? [TGO aka me. i think it will be chaotic if two leonards start bickering wif each other! imagine the fun double the fun!!!]
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? [yes and i am wearing it now too its green!!! ARGH HATE IT!]
Do you touch-type? [skip]
What's under your bed?[nth cant see. the base is on the ground.]
Do you believe in love at first sight? [maybe if the person is me la. everyone loves me just by looking at me!]
Think fast, what do you like right now? [carls jr onion rings its DAMM NICE OK!]
Where were you on Valentine's day? [shithole called TEKONG! wth y is tgos life so sad!]
What time do you get up? [5 plus TOOT!!!]
What was the name of your first pet? [no pets. although many teachers would write leonard as their answer here.]
Who is the second to last person to call you? [same -_-]
Is there anything going on this weekend? [yup study for stupid shit cos tgo wants tgo!]
How are you feeling right now? [absolutely spastic like |spastic| cos i actually did this stupid thing.]
What do you think about the most? [for me to know and for you to find out]
What time do you get up in the morning? [1130h]
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? [no need very long wat just say in a matter of fact tone laa not like its so unexpected for tgo to win big? TGO always wins wat...]
Who would you tell first? [hold a press conference and say i am donating it to charity? since when does TGO need to rely on luck and lottery to earn$$$? lol! but after holding press conference i would make frens wif durai and be spokesperson of NKF]
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? [hsm3]
Do you sing in the shower? [yes. and then my voice will reach the natural frequency of glass and resonance will be achieved.]
What do you do most when you are bored? [talk to ppl and sms]
What do you do for a living? [enlighten ppl and make the world a better place.]
Do you love your job? [ob vai years lee. years of infighting and strife among the species homosapiens prodded tgo to take on the mantle of being the worlds messiah!]
What did you want to be when you grew up? [mentioned b4 the supreme overlord of the "world".]
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? [repitition skip.]
Which came first the chicken or the egg? [duck. den duck evolved and turned to chicken den lay eggs to have more chicken and for colonel sanders from kentucky to make a killing! in both sense of the words :D]
How many keys on your key ring? [3? wth is the point?]
Where would you retire to? [cottage wif light blue skies and a well and a fountain in front of it wif valleys and rivers and a big garden... OOOOOO]
What kind of car do you drive? [change "do" to "would". pagani zonda-GODLIKE!]
What are your best physical features? [skip]
What are your best characteristics? [u sure u want me to write here? it takes more than a thesis to answer this question lei!]
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?[switzerland]
What kind of books do you like to read? [FHM MAXIM? just kidding!]
What is your favorite time of the day? [talking to and meeting someone...]
Where did you grow up? [hah! u want my address rite! sorry TGO dun give addresses to any tom dick or harry]
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? [quite far]
What are you reading now? [the words of this shit?]
Are you a morning person or a night owl? [morning consider i wake up at 5 plus? and night considering i slept at 2am? oh but 2 am is morning rite! okok I AM A MORNING PERSON!]
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? [siao refuse to do that! for those who said yes or no, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPIIIIID!!! :P u actually go and try? LOL!]
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? [hai i think the setter is either retarded or stupid]
Do you have pets?[hai.]
How many rings before you answer the phone?[phone is always on silent so nope no wings!]
What is your best childhood memory? [getting caned~~ WOO!!!!]
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? [motivator]
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? [I AM LIGHTER THAN A LOT OF PPL!!!!!!]
What is most important in life? [TGO, LEONARD, ___ and the beanstalk]
What Inspires You? [dun u think its repititive? ... TGO!]
ok done!!!
-exeunt
TGO WANTS TGO!!!!!! (To Go Oxford) :P :P :P
someone wants me to do this survey haha so i just do! be prepared for the most enlightening answers u are going to read! :P if u wanna pay me money cos of all the answers feel free! no i dun mean asking u to feel u are not worth a single cent noe, i am meaning feel generous! :D
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. [Ok dude the nearest book you ask me to get is 100m away from me now. yes my house id that big and u want TGO to waste so much energy and listen to ur command and obey them just like anyone who does this survey CLEVERLY did them? now tell you wat dude, He REFUSE. ok it says "Dryers Hand Wholesale and Mfrs--- 6*******"]
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? [TGO is still not refusing to listen to your stupid commands, He is merely just conveniently stretching his arms cos He is tired and He touched his computer monitor]
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? [I switched on my comp, waited for it to start. double clicked on "DSL206U ADSL USB Modem dial-up" then clicked "dial" and double clicked on IE and logged in to blogger. VIOLA!]
What is the last thing you watched on TV? [HSM2]
Without looking, guess what time it is? [2140h]
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? [2144h whats the bloody point of this two questions HELLO????]
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? [I just heard a chair screech and footsteps of a human being walking past me and me typing on the keyboard]
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? [define "outside" and "you". outside of my body? outside of my clothes? outside of my alter-ego? DUDE or whoever set this survey! BE SPECIFIC!]
Did you dream last night? [ya, duh]
Do you remember your dreams? [ya, duh]
When did you last laugh? [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ok just a nanosecond ago]
Do you remember why / at what? [cos i laughing at the retardedness and stupidity of the survey setter! who the hell asks wat time is it and asks if u dream but not ask wat u dream about! isn the content supposed to be more interesting than that stupid yes/no answer? LOL]
What is on the walls of the room you are in? [oh the room i am in is coincidentally called the living room. i suspect around it and on the walls are all living things? else why is it called the living room???]
Seen anything weird lately? [ya. AGAIN UNINTERESTING YES/NO QUESTION!]
What do you think of this quiz? [my previous comments seem to state my thinking really well.]
What is the last film you saw? [hsm3]
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? [what if! there is no if, tgo can make anyth possible! ok the White House, the Buckingham palace or the Istana.]
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? [I SAID NO IF! WTH! buy all the shares that are dropping now and buy up all the companies, then merge every company into one big conglomerate--- TGO's Oyster. the world is my oyster.]
Tell me something about you that most people don't know. [I AM TGO!!!!]
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? [ONE MORE IF I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! merge all countries into one country namely called the "world" or the "globe" with leonard as its overall ruler and MM reduced to shining TGO's shoes.]
Do you like to dance? [no but i like to play ddr and parapara although someone says para para is GAY! HMPH!]
Would you ever consider living abroad? [YES!]
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? [isnt TGO interesting enough? wat u want GOT? lol thats weird.]
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? [a 3 letter name. spelt same backwards and forwards. it starts wif M and ends wif M in the middle theres you.]
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? [tsk tsk law abiding citizen here! just dl-ed SHE new album only wat... OOPS!]
Last time you swam in a pool? [in the shithole few months ago called TEKONG DAMMIT!]
Type of music you like most? [my screeching]
Type of music you dislike most? [ppl singing better than me=everyone=I DUN LIKE MUSIC! ok kidding.]
Are you listening to music right now? [NO.]
What color is your bedroom carpet? [u meant tiles? my bedroom has no carpet! but soon it will be persian rugs i tell u!]
What was the last thing you bought? [newpaper today! OH SPEAKING OF WHICH ITS CHELSEA V LIVERPOOL!!!!]
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? [yes just ytd in my dreams]
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?[i would rather scale the sky cos the sky's not even the limit for mi!]
Do you have a garden? [yes and its secret thats why its called secret garden... SHHHHHH!]
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? [ob vai years lee! ah gu bahasa melayu bagus!]
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? [hmmm :P:P:P]
Who sent the last text message you received? [hmmmmm :P:P:P]
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? [TGO's credit cards will neva get maxed out la pls. they see the name there got free access alr!]
What time is bed time? [bedtime is together! togeher! no space! and its when u finally se ur bed calling to u... means u are so tired u are hallucinating.]
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? [err.. no?]
How many tattoos do you have? [dun have]
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? [obvaiyearslee not]
What did you do for your last birthday? [went out and had fun... :P]
Do you carry a donor card? [no. ppl should donate to me for enlightening them and not vice versa!]
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? [i sat on the sofa watching tv while eating so i would say zac efron and vanessa hudgens. oops being a 10000W light bulb there!]
Is the glass half empty or half full? [always full la duh!]
What's the farthest-away place you've been? [london!]
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? [lol u think i stay in ang mo kio ah got tomatoes to eat!]
Have you ever won a trophy? [DUH? its tgo u are talking about though i tried repeatedly to give others a chance.]
Are you a good cook? [GREAT. SIMPLY GREAT!!! at instant noodles.]
Do you know how to pump your own gas? [lol i pumped gas into a tank (not a fish tank! but an armoured tank!) before u say lei!]
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? [yes and i am wearing it now too its green!!! ARGH HATE IT!]
Do you touch-type? [skip]
What's under your bed?[nth cant see. the base is on the ground.]
Do you believe in love at first sight? [maybe if the person is me la. everyone loves me just by looking at me!]
Think fast, what do you like right now? [carls jr onion rings its DAMM NICE OK!]
Where were you on Valentine's day? [shithole called TEKONG! wth y is tgos life so sad!]
What time do you get up? [5 plus TOOT!!!]
What was the name of your first pet? [no pets. although many teachers would write leonard as their answer here.]
Who is the second to last person to call you? [same -_-]
Is there anything going on this weekend? [yup study for stupid shit cos tgo wants tgo!]
How are you feeling right now? [absolutely spastic like |spastic| cos i actually did this stupid thing.]
What do you think about the most? [for me to know and for you to find out]
What time do you get up in the morning? [1130h]
Who would you tell first? [hold a press conference and say i am donating it to charity? since when does TGO need to rely on luck and lottery to earn$$$? lol! but after holding press conference i would make frens wif durai and be spokesperson of NKF]
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? [hsm3]
Do you sing in the shower? [yes. and then my voice will reach the natural frequency of glass and resonance will be achieved.]
What do you do most when you are bored? [talk to ppl and sms]
What do you do for a living? [enlighten ppl and make the world a better place.]
Do you love your job? [ob vai years lee. years of infighting and strife among the species homosapiens prodded tgo to take on the mantle of being the worlds messiah!]
What did you want to be when you grew up? [mentioned b4 the supreme overlord of the "world".]
Which came first the chicken or the egg? [duck. den duck evolved and turned to chicken den lay eggs to have more chicken and for colonel sanders from kentucky to make a killing! in both sense of the words :D]
How many keys on your key ring? [3? wth is the point?]
Where would you retire to? [cottage wif light blue skies and a well and a fountain in front of it wif valleys and rivers and a big garden... OOOOOO]
What kind of car do you drive? [change "do" to "would". pagani zonda-GODLIKE!]
What are your best physical features? [skip]
What are your best characteristics? [u sure u want me to write here? it takes more than a thesis to answer this question lei!]
What kind of books do you like to read? [FHM MAXIM? just kidding!]
What is your favorite time of the day? [talking to and meeting someone...]
Where did you grow up? [hah! u want my address rite! sorry TGO dun give addresses to any tom dick or harry]
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? [quite far]
What are you reading now? [the words of this shit?]
Are you a morning person or a night owl? [morning consider i wake up at 5 plus? and night considering i slept at 2am? oh but 2 am is morning rite! okok I AM A MORNING PERSON!]
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? [siao refuse to do that! for those who said yes or no, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPIIIIID!!! :P u actually go and try? LOL!]
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? [hai i think the setter is either retarded or stupid]
Do you have pets?[hai.]
How many rings before you answer the phone?[phone is always on silent so nope no wings!]
What is your best childhood memory? [getting caned~~ WOO!!!!]
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? [motivator]
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? [I AM LIGHTER THAN A LOT OF PPL!!!!!!]
What is most important in life? [TGO, LEONARD, ___ and the beanstalk]
What Inspires You? [dun u think its repititive? ... TGO!]
ok done!!!
-exeunt
Sunday, October 12, 2008
financial credit
i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write LOL! such a surprising entry from TGO His Royal Highness... lol how can He actually have nth to write? He who is always full of astounding vocabulary which captivates all the people around Him; He who always have sth so significant to say that can change lives of all the people around Him; He who always is able to enlighten all the people around Him...
SO WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE NOW????
.........
ok maybe He actually has sth to write about!
come to think of it, He really has tonnes to write about!
Ya lor when does TGO ever have nothing to say? He is always full of things to say one! The world needs a saviour, it needs a messiah, it needs TGO! to enlighten the masses! so today this entry will be about the betterment of mankind, about the progress of society, about the revolution of mankind! OH GOD I LOVE PARALLELISM!!! ay no should be OH TGO I LOVE PARALLELISM! sorry for the simple typo error...
today, He will be talking about...
hmmm wat will He be talking about? He bets everyone is all ears, oh no no He doesnt bet, TGO is just a saint how can He ever bet rite not!
Ok before He gets to the main topic, He will have to congratulate a certain mortal in the mundane world for reaching the exceptional life span of 19 human years. Having lived for a few hundred human years, TGO is tremendously amused mortals spend so much effort and create so much fanfare just to celebrate the birth of a person. so what will become of TGO's 501st birthday? The arrival of a messiah into the world that needs salvation and redemption...
ANYWAY ECSTATIC AND ELATED 19 HUMAN YEARS INTO THIS MUNDANE WORLD CHRIS TANG!!!
ok ok back to the main topic... He will be talking about a very befitting topic for salvation... the financial crisis!
With the recent financial subprime crisis, many investors have lost their whole life savings and financial institutions go bankrupt one by one faster than you can say "shit, the shares dropped again". But what TGO feels for are the gullible investors who actually puts in all their life savings so readily just to earn a higher percentage interests. But face it guys u will never win the banks, they are filled with brokers(ppl that make u broke) and financial analysts who will say so much gibberish to u and assure u its a good thing to sign up for the plan as u can get more returns. but why are they doing this? are they being charitable? come come guys put ur money in here and u get more money!!! its a money growing tree! ok i dun think my grandmother will even believe in that... but the bottomline is THEY WANT UR MONEY! banks are not charities, and even if they are charities can be known to corruption, think a certain T_T Durai with golden taps or a certain monk who drives a mercedez... are singaporeans really gullible? banks are COMMERCIAL INSTITUTIONS who need your money so they can invest and earn great big bucks while they give u back a pittance...
HELLOOOOOOO in their heydays these bankers entertainment revolves around chardonnay and escargoes and where do they get the money? from U!!! and u only get back additional 5% as interest for lending them ur hard earned money?lets do a calculation... for every $1000 u put in to these assholes, u get back $50 while they can get 5-10 times the amount. lets do the math... they earn $10000 from ur $1000 and give u back $50... U think u struck lottery getting $50 while they laugh all the way back to the bank... ya get that rite! they laugh all the way to the BANKS!!! but all they laugh cos they added a few more zeroes to their Swiss Bank Account (more than the number of zeroes u get foe ur exams) and said ahhaha suckers thanks dude for ur money!!! that is where those financial analysts come in to earn ur money, not to give u money!!! Do u guys get now why they are having escargoes for breakfast while u have one bowl of bakchormee for breakfast and lunch together?
its a dog eat dog world out there, a corporate jungle... TGO does not blame the banks as much cos its a business their form of business which brings the glitz of life... but there is one more cliched statement TGO wanna make... There is no free lunch in the world... u think u put in ur normal savings account and earn .25% per annum they are satisfied... lol no, this kinda money is cannot touch one, untouchables cos the savings account is the most secure account u can have, so they cant touch it... ah but when u se a 5% interest per annum package, u start to drool, they say u sure get back ur cash, ur principle they call it... AND U SIGN on the dotted line... but guys be realistic! if its so secure why wouldn everyone just abandon the measly savings plan and go for this package? THey have no goddamn principles (pardon the pun) at all! they persuade u so much just to get ur hands on the money so they can get their chardonnays! heaven rewards risk takers but wif risk means there are dangers of losing... just for that 5% u give ur life savings? look they dun give a F*** about ur principle, cos if everything goes wrong they just wipe their asses and escape... wat can u do to them? ask for compensation? oh PUHLEEZE they have gone backrupt! all assets liquidated! compensate what? ask them pee and put back in those champagne bottles???
so if u cant take the risk, dun risk it, its ur hard earned money... dun let greed overcome u they always benefit in the end not u... now u all suffer, just take it as a lesson learnt...
-exeunt-
SO WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE NOW????
.........
ok maybe He actually has sth to write about!
come to think of it, He really has tonnes to write about!
Ya lor when does TGO ever have nothing to say? He is always full of things to say one! The world needs a saviour, it needs a messiah, it needs TGO! to enlighten the masses! so today this entry will be about the betterment of mankind, about the progress of society, about the revolution of mankind! OH GOD I LOVE PARALLELISM!!! ay no should be OH TGO I LOVE PARALLELISM! sorry for the simple typo error...
today, He will be talking about...
hmmm wat will He be talking about? He bets everyone is all ears, oh no no He doesnt bet, TGO is just a saint how can He ever bet rite not!
Ok before He gets to the main topic, He will have to congratulate a certain mortal in the mundane world for reaching the exceptional life span of 19 human years. Having lived for a few hundred human years, TGO is tremendously amused mortals spend so much effort and create so much fanfare just to celebrate the birth of a person. so what will become of TGO's 501st birthday? The arrival of a messiah into the world that needs salvation and redemption...
ANYWAY ECSTATIC AND ELATED 19 HUMAN YEARS INTO THIS MUNDANE WORLD CHRIS TANG!!!
ok ok back to the main topic... He will be talking about a very befitting topic for salvation... the financial crisis!
With the recent financial subprime crisis, many investors have lost their whole life savings and financial institutions go bankrupt one by one faster than you can say "shit, the shares dropped again". But what TGO feels for are the gullible investors who actually puts in all their life savings so readily just to earn a higher percentage interests. But face it guys u will never win the banks, they are filled with brokers(ppl that make u broke) and financial analysts who will say so much gibberish to u and assure u its a good thing to sign up for the plan as u can get more returns. but why are they doing this? are they being charitable? come come guys put ur money in here and u get more money!!! its a money growing tree! ok i dun think my grandmother will even believe in that... but the bottomline is THEY WANT UR MONEY! banks are not charities, and even if they are charities can be known to corruption, think a certain T_T Durai with golden taps or a certain monk who drives a mercedez... are singaporeans really gullible? banks are COMMERCIAL INSTITUTIONS who need your money so they can invest and earn great big bucks while they give u back a pittance...
HELLOOOOOOO in their heydays these bankers entertainment revolves around chardonnay and escargoes and where do they get the money? from U!!! and u only get back additional 5% as interest for lending them ur hard earned money?lets do a calculation... for every $1000 u put in to these assholes, u get back $50 while they can get 5-10 times the amount. lets do the math... they earn $10000 from ur $1000 and give u back $50... U think u struck lottery getting $50 while they laugh all the way back to the bank... ya get that rite! they laugh all the way to the BANKS!!! but all they laugh cos they added a few more zeroes to their Swiss Bank Account (more than the number of zeroes u get foe ur exams) and said ahhaha suckers thanks dude for ur money!!! that is where those financial analysts come in to earn ur money, not to give u money!!! Do u guys get now why they are having escargoes for breakfast while u have one bowl of bakchormee for breakfast and lunch together?
its a dog eat dog world out there, a corporate jungle... TGO does not blame the banks as much cos its a business their form of business which brings the glitz of life... but there is one more cliched statement TGO wanna make... There is no free lunch in the world... u think u put in ur normal savings account and earn .25% per annum they are satisfied... lol no, this kinda money is cannot touch one, untouchables cos the savings account is the most secure account u can have, so they cant touch it... ah but when u se a 5% interest per annum package, u start to drool, they say u sure get back ur cash, ur principle they call it... AND U SIGN on the dotted line... but guys be realistic! if its so secure why wouldn everyone just abandon the measly savings plan and go for this package? THey have no goddamn principles (pardon the pun) at all! they persuade u so much just to get ur hands on the money so they can get their chardonnays! heaven rewards risk takers but wif risk means there are dangers of losing... just for that 5% u give ur life savings? look they dun give a F*** about ur principle, cos if everything goes wrong they just wipe their asses and escape... wat can u do to them? ask for compensation? oh PUHLEEZE they have gone backrupt! all assets liquidated! compensate what? ask them pee and put back in those champagne bottles???
so if u cant take the risk, dun risk it, its ur hard earned money... dun let greed overcome u they always benefit in the end not u... now u all suffer, just take it as a lesson learnt...
-exeunt-
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