financial credit

i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write LOL! such a surprising entry from TGO His Royal Highness... lol how can He actually have nth to write? He who is always full of astounding vocabulary which captivates all the people around Him; He who always have sth so significant to say that can change lives of all the people around Him; He who always is able to enlighten all the people around Him...

SO WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE NOW????

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ok maybe He actually has sth to write about!
come to think of it, He really has tonnes to write about!
Ya lor when does TGO ever have nothing to say? He is always full of things to say one! The world needs a saviour, it needs a messiah, it needs TGO! to enlighten the masses! so today this entry will be about the betterment of mankind, about the progress of society, about the revolution of mankind! OH GOD I LOVE PARALLELISM!!! ay no should be OH TGO I LOVE PARALLELISM! sorry for the simple typo error...

today, He will be talking about...
hmmm wat will He be talking about? He bets everyone is all ears, oh no no He doesnt bet, TGO is just a saint how can He ever bet rite not!

Ok before He gets to the main topic, He will have to congratulate a certain mortal in the mundane world for reaching the exceptional life span of 19 human years. Having lived for a few hundred human years, TGO is tremendously amused mortals spend so much effort and create so much fanfare just to celebrate the birth of a person. so what will become of TGO's 501st birthday? The arrival of a messiah into the world that needs salvation and redemption...
ANYWAY ECSTATIC AND ELATED 19 HUMAN YEARS INTO THIS MUNDANE WORLD CHRIS TANG!!!

ok ok back to the main topic... He will be talking about a very befitting topic for salvation... the financial crisis!

With the recent financial subprime crisis, many investors have lost their whole life savings and financial institutions go bankrupt one by one faster than you can say "shit, the shares dropped again". But what TGO feels for are the gullible investors who actually puts in all their life savings so readily just to earn a higher percentage interests. But face it guys u will never win the banks, they are filled with brokers(ppl that make u broke) and financial analysts who will say so much gibberish to u and assure u its a good thing to sign up for the plan as u can get more returns. but why are they doing this? are they being charitable? come come guys put ur money in here and u get more money!!! its a money growing tree! ok i dun think my grandmother will even believe in that... but the bottomline is THEY WANT UR MONEY! banks are not charities, and even if they are charities can be known to corruption, think a certain T_T Durai with golden taps or a certain monk who drives a mercedez... are singaporeans really gullible? banks are COMMERCIAL INSTITUTIONS who need your money so they can invest and earn great big bucks while they give u back a pittance...

HELLOOOOOOO in their heydays these bankers entertainment revolves around chardonnay and escargoes and where do they get the money? from U!!! and u only get back additional 5% as interest for lending them ur hard earned money?lets do a calculation... for every $1000 u put in to these assholes, u get back $50 while they can get 5-10 times the amount. lets do the math... they earn $10000 from ur $1000 and give u back $50... U think u struck lottery getting $50 while they laugh all the way back to the bank... ya get that rite! they laugh all the way to the BANKS!!! but all they laugh cos they added a few more zeroes to their Swiss Bank Account (more than the number of zeroes u get foe ur exams) and said ahhaha suckers thanks dude for ur money!!! that is where those financial analysts come in to earn ur money, not to give u money!!! Do u guys get now why they are having escargoes for breakfast while u have one bowl of bakchormee for breakfast and lunch together?

its a dog eat dog world out there, a corporate jungle... TGO does not blame the banks as much cos its a business their form of business which brings the glitz of life... but there is one more cliched statement TGO wanna make... There is no free lunch in the world... u think u put in ur normal savings account and earn .25% per annum they are satisfied... lol no, this kinda money is cannot touch one, untouchables cos the savings account is the most secure account u can have, so they cant touch it... ah but when u se a 5% interest per annum package, u start to drool, they say u sure get back ur cash, ur principle they call it... AND U SIGN on the dotted line... but guys be realistic! if its so secure why wouldn everyone just abandon the measly savings plan and go for this package? THey have no goddamn principles (pardon the pun) at all! they persuade u so much just to get ur hands on the money so they can get their chardonnays! heaven rewards risk takers but wif risk means there are dangers of losing... just for that 5% u give ur life savings? look they dun give a F*** about ur principle, cos if everything goes wrong they just wipe their asses and escape... wat can u do to them? ask for compensation? oh PUHLEEZE they have gone backrupt! all assets liquidated! compensate what? ask them pee and put back in those champagne bottles???

so if u cant take the risk, dun risk it, its ur hard earned money... dun let greed overcome u they always benefit in the end not u... now u all suffer, just take it as a lesson learnt...

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