Grouses

Today, TGO will be covering one of the MANY grouses by the society's citizens. as the answer to mankinds problems and the answer to betterment of mankind, TGO firmly believes that He has to voice His esteemed opinions so that the public will be more enlightened about the mild inconvenience they always face with everyday.

today's topics will be POLYCLINIC. by poly- the prefix, it means many : several : much (Merriam-Webster) and by clinic, TGO would think that it is quite a self-explanatory noun which needs no further explanation, (thereby explaining the meaning of self-explanatory) thats just such a smart way to define stuff!

today TGO just went to a polyclinic for some check up- by any minute (pronounced as my-newt not mee-neet) and random chance anybody is worried about TGO's health dun worry nothings wrong but for those rubbing their hands in glee, He is sorry to disappoint you :P

ok as He was saying the reason why He chose polyclinic is because be definition, it means many many many many many clinics which means many many many many doctors which mean lesser lesser lesser lesser time wasted in waiting! so this is his main reason for going to polyclinics, NOT BECAUSE HE IS NOW AN EMPLOYEE OF THE DEFENCE FORCE AND HE GETS FREE MEDICAL SERVICE FROM THEM. However many mundane human beings have different thinking from TGO! Because polyclinics are heavily subsidised, just any Tom Dick and Harry will go throng there for fun laughter peace and joy even if they have a small flu! A sterling eg. from this aunty in the polyclinic -quote- "I came at 7am in the morning to queue thats why can leave so early!" and guys, guess when it actually open its heavenly doors??? BLOODY EIGHT IN THE MORNING!!! CHEAP THINGS NOW NOT ONLY MUZ GET, MUST GO QUEUE BEFORE OPERATING HOURS JUST TO GET!!! AND LAW ABIDING CITIZENS LIKE TGO WHO REACH THERE FEW MINUTES (this time pronounced as mee-neets) BEFORE EIGHT GOT A QUEUE NUMBER OF TWO THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FOUR! can u guys actually belief it! few hundred people has actually gotten their queue numbers the minute the polyclinic open! with that TGO came up with two conclusions, actually one. Either the counters are supremely efficent in registering the patients and can register few hundred people in 3 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) which is simply not the case because when TGO arrived they took 44 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) to register fifty plus patients! The second case TGO would be more inclined to believe is they actually opened their heavenly doors way before operating hours. TGO WOULD OBVIOUSLY BELIEVE THAT THIS IS COS OUR MEDICAL TEAMS ARE SO PASSIONATE ABOUT SAVING LIVES THAT THEY EXTEND THEIR WORKING HOURS VOLUNTARILY ON A SATURDAY. however thinking about it, it may not be the case at all! Our society being famed for following rules and regulations and not known for bending the rules, how would the personnel inviolved deliberately break the rules by EXPLICITLY flouting the operatives stated EXPLICITLY on the heavenly doors itself! that is entirely impossible and un-possible!

So TGO came up with this final conclusion...... -drum rolls-

TGO's arrival actually made them stood around in awe and actually immobilised them for forty three minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) exactly before they cleared TGO in just one minute (this time pronounced as mee-neets)! doesnt all these make sense! for all those who says no, u are just lying.

anyway, to a more important issue... in this polyclinic which means many many many many clinics, TGO saw 52 rooms which by right if medical personnel are so passionate abt saving lives where they voluntarily extend their working hours, there would be 52 doctors all working together in sync! lets give a GROSS over estimate of the patients they serve till TGO comes in--400. and each patient took 20 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets), if divided equally it would take around 160 minutes (this time pronounced as mee-neets) before TGO's turn, but guess what! TGO WAITED FOR THRE PLUS DAMN FREAKING HOURS BEFORE HIS TURN! IS THIS JUST PRO OR IS THIS JUST PRO!

with that incident, TGO can possibly think of two possible scenarios One, the doctors are slow and inefficent which is again impossible! considering they are so passionate and on the ball, they will be very FAST! and its their working hours they are talking about! why be slow when u have only half day to work and the faster u finish, the faster u go!

which leaves me to the second conclusion--- its the patients itself who are making things so slow and inefficent for the next patient! and because they wait so long, they just purposely ask many redundant questions so as to have the mentality that their money is worthwhile! and they paid enuf for the services!

FOR GOODNESS SAKE PPL! UR F****** MEDICAL SERVICES ARE HEAVILY SUBSIDISED IN THE POLYCLINIC! NO MATTER WHAT U ASK U WILL STILL NEED TO GO TAKE UT MEDICINE AND BE GOOD BOYS AND GIRLS! AND LATER U WILL STILL NEED TO GO TO THE PHARMACY AND BEGIN UR SECOND ROUND OF INTERROGATING THE PHARMACISTS ON WHEN TO EAT THE MEDICINE!!! WTF U STILL WANNA GET UR MONEY WORTH FOR!!! do u think by asking the doctors more question ur illness will go away or will get cured faster? or do u think interrogating the doctors make u feel like examiners and next time u can self-medicate no need come se doctor anymore?!?! spare a thought for the next patient, guys! whatever happened to singa, the courtesy lion!!!

with that i leave u to ponder about ur gracious acts and TGO again exeunt with many more attaining nirvana and TGO has fulfilled his good deed of the week!

-exeunt-