ok after one month of inactivity TGO is finally back! :P haha screw the damm computer laa die so quickly like only have one half yr of life only den die on me! like wth lol... thats y i am absent for such a long time.. lol not that i am using my own comp to blog now laa considering i am still in the office lol BUT THATS SERIOUSLY BESIDES THE PT :D the point is im back and thats all it matters this one mth has been quite happening u know! lol went to watch 2 movies in two days which one of them absolutely suck big time cos of keanu reeves that bugger who can only keep a straight and poker face. in matrix he was like that, in matrix reloaded he was like that, in matrix revolution he was like that; in constantin he was like that, to a certain extent in lake house he was also like that altho i kinda enjoyed lake hse hahaha. AND LO AND BEHOLD! in the day the earth stood still he gave me that same poker face which is so easily reproduced by ian wern i was so surprised why iw din get as popular as Keanu. hahaha! so basically the setting changed and i think u can put neo in the day the earth stood still and constantin in the matrx and u wun ever see the difference... u wun even feel the difference i tell u! haha!
then on sat watched 4 christmases wif this indian fren OOOOOO TGO actually has an indian fren! SURPRISING RRITEEEE!!! ok anw i was asking him to say 4 tickets for 2 christmases but den apparently he din thot it was funny and obviously i din think it was funny too! LOL... anw that show quite funny laa haha i actually learned a new fact which is the capital of China: Hong Kong :P:P:P and a scene from the movie actually reminded me of city harvest haha no offence pls but quite funny lol...
anw! b4 that movie i actually was playing bowling wif the fren of mine and i totally owned him cos in the first game he scored a proud score of 2! LOLOLOL can u blif that or not! cos i actually dun blif until i saw him in action, inaction rather haha...
hai sian laa i am bored of this life... tried to feel happy to lift my own spirits up but failed again... hai i was jux having this gathering on sunday wif my jc frens and it was quite heartening to see we can actually talk like we were still in jc haha but the frequency of this is dwindling and i am honestly speaking very afraid one day these kinda gatherings will be gone... one of my good frens assured me that it will neva happen when i was telling this worry to her last time and apparently when u go diff paths and get separated u will distant urself naturally... not blaming anyone here but i feel i am getting very distant from some of my closed frensand its like some are so bz and preoccupied wif their current lives their frens ceased to exist... its like everytime its me asking ppl how are they doing how are they feeling whether they are stresses wanna go out or not, whats changed in their life... and when i din ask them they will neva naturally ask mi these kinda questions... so am i just foolish to believe that frenships will last? even if u are leading separate lives? or am i just trying too hard to be close to them and they will only reply when i asked abt them but other than that, they will not even bother about me... i feel quite non-existent... i may be the vocal one but if everytime i am the one being vocal den wun it kinda defeat the purpose?
is TGO such a guy that is taken for granted or just an insignificant guy? i find it quite ironic that TGO is my alter ego but its actually none of that in real life... maybe i have only two true frens in my life who asks about me and takes note of my existence and i feel truly grateful to them... needless to say both are guys... hai... some of the other i thot are closed frens whom i thot i could talk to for very long and wud be frens forever and whom i even poured my soul out to b4 are not here anymore... is this sad or is it just me?
-exeunt-
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Friday, November 7, 2008
Tigerssss
lol one good thing tgo learnt about ytd was to drink in moderation... if u drink in excess and get drunk u are not going to like it... one bit... during the hangover and the headaches and the feeling to puke... u cant even sleep well la shit!
next time tgo wun get drunk alr but he will still drink haha... right now i think still got alcohol flowing in my body lol so may not be cohrent yet... haha
ytd was having some sort of celebrations den we were drinking tigers! had a challenge wif my fren to see who can drink more in the end we drew after playing cai quan... lol but after that i am damm high! lol like shouting and laughing and screaming WOOOO!!! wa damm high laa! :P:P:P haha! but after that the feeling comes... lol.. like shit!
next time tgo wun get drunk alr but he will still drink haha... right now i think still got alcohol flowing in my body lol so may not be cohrent yet... haha
ytd was having some sort of celebrations den we were drinking tigers! had a challenge wif my fren to see who can drink more in the end we drew after playing cai quan... lol but after that i am damm high! lol like shouting and laughing and screaming WOOOO!!! wa damm high laa! :P:P:P haha! but after that the feeling comes... lol.. like shit!
Sunday, November 2, 2008
WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I BET I WILL LOSE AND WHEN I DUN, MY PREDICTION WILL TURN OUT RITE? its one of the weird things that happens in life and even baffles The Great One... lol its like i bet on sunderland to win stoke and they lost! then i told my fren tottenham may not lose to arsenal and they really did not! WTH WTH WTH! so wif that i lost ten bucks HAI... big big HAI... not that TGO cant afford that measly ten bucks la, but wif that additional ten bucks maybe can buy a nicer handphone strap or maybe even a better stuff... lol... shid la i am hungry now and the tv is sorta showing this drama about cooks! why so cruel to me! lol... anw this whole week has been an absolute disaster for mi LOL stressed out like shit... let me recount the whole week... firstly warwick sent me an email saying they have not received my records of achievement for year 4 den i kinda freaked out cos like last year i applied also neva send this kinda shit one lor! den surf net asked frens ask teacher email them den neva get a single TOOT reply! so panicky alr den the next day oxford sent me saying i am considered for 2009 entry when i have applied for deferred entry for 2010! its like i haven even settled the warwick thing den oxford gave me another bombshell! and i have been checking the email every second refreshing refreshing but still no goddamned reply! its like wtf la! they took three days just to reply to a single email... den when i tried logging into ucas track they said "i have not applied to ucas before"! lol and u think the shit ends there? FORTUNATELY NO! i asked my capt whether i could owe an off to go for my aptitude test on wed, but he said no... cant really blame him also but u noe my boss boss is not in and i cant apply leave thru him, muz apply thru another guy and i dun even noe him... then since i applied my leave until no more liao must go cancel one day den apply again and up till now i haven even successfully cancelled it! WTH cos he neva respond! and the test is in three days time! just like shit! wa that was the last straw lor din noe how many vulgarities i have spewed per second alr! its like one whole week just why they come stress me and everything just bombed! the whole week was just on tenterhooks for me laa, but more importantly i made someone tear... i vowed to myself cannot make anyone cry, if want to cry i cry myself but cos me being insensitive asshole and the week's incident should not be used as an excuse so i will just say i am a piece of shit... luckily everything is resolved by the end of the week and i can heave a sigh of relief... anw on happier notes ytd kbox was not bad!~ :P:P:P cos my singing was praised! haha! was a pleasure and an enjoyable experience someone said! not bad not bad! :P haha shit laa i damm hungry now and i cant blog straight! shall let u all watch this video which i found quite hilarious lol...lol since i am waiting for the video to upload i shall continue writing then... i want to eat food! i am hungry and famished... :( but nvm later got curry noodles to eat! hip hip hooray! or in someone's words yayieyo! haha quite cute lei i still think the word quite cute lol... just like walaoooooo! haha! wa lao upload till damm long la! Shit laa cant upload :(
-exeunt
-exeunt
Sunday, October 26, 2008
surveys!
the dastard interview is currently pissing me off cos its 2 days away and i want to get it over and done wif! why do they even want to interview tgo anyway! they see His name He should be automatically accepted into their school alr pls! why still need wat tgo-damned interview!
TGO WANTS TGO!!!!!! (To Go Oxford) :P :P :P
someone wants me to do this survey haha so i just do! be prepared for the most enlightening answers u are going to read! :P if u wanna pay me money cos of all the answers feel free! no i dun mean asking u to feel u are not worth a single cent noe, i am meaning feel generous! :D
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. [Ok dude the nearest book you ask me to get is 100m away from me now. yes my house id that big and u want TGO to waste so much energy and listen to ur command and obey them just like anyone who does this survey CLEVERLY did them? now tell you wat dude, He REFUSE. ok it says "Dryers Hand Wholesale and Mfrs--- 6*******"]
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? [TGO is still not refusing to listen to your stupid commands, He is merely just conveniently stretching his arms cos He is tired and He touched his computer monitor]
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? [I switched on my comp, waited for it to start. double clicked on "DSL206U ADSL USB Modem dial-up" then clicked "dial" and double clicked on IE and logged in to blogger. VIOLA!]
What is the last thing you watched on TV? [HSM2]
Without looking, guess what time it is? [2140h]
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? [2144h whats the bloody point of this two questions HELLO????]
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? [I just heard a chair screech and footsteps of a human being walking past me and me typing on the keyboard]
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? [define "outside" and "you". outside of my body? outside of my clothes? outside of my alter-ego? DUDE or whoever set this survey! BE SPECIFIC!]
Did you dream last night? [ya, duh]
Do you remember your dreams? [ya, duh]
When did you last laugh? [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ok just a nanosecond ago]
Do you remember why / at what? [cos i laughing at the retardedness and stupidity of the survey setter! who the hell asks wat time is it and asks if u dream but not ask wat u dream about! isn the content supposed to be more interesting than that stupid yes/no answer? LOL]
What is on the walls of the room you are in? [oh the room i am in is coincidentally called the living room. i suspect around it and on the walls are all living things? else why is it called the living room???]
Seen anything weird lately? [ya. AGAIN UNINTERESTING YES/NO QUESTION!]
What do you think of this quiz? [my previous comments seem to state my thinking really well.]
What is the last film you saw? [hsm3]
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? [what if! there is no if, tgo can make anyth possible! ok the White House, the Buckingham palace or the Istana.]
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? [I SAID NO IF! WTH! buy all the shares that are dropping now and buy up all the companies, then merge every company into one big conglomerate--- TGO's Oyster. the world is my oyster.]
Tell me something about you that most people don't know. [I AM TGO!!!!]
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? [ONE MORE IF I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! merge all countries into one country namely called the "world" or the "globe" with leonard as its overall ruler and MM reduced to shining TGO's shoes.]
Do you like to dance? [no but i like to play ddr and parapara although someone says para para is GAY! HMPH!]
Would you ever consider living abroad? [YES!]
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? [isnt TGO interesting enough? wat u want GOT? lol thats weird.]
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? [a 3 letter name. spelt same backwards and forwards. it starts wif M and ends wif M in the middle theres you.]
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? [tsk tsk law abiding citizen here! just dl-ed SHE new album only wat... OOPS!]
Last time you swam in a pool? [in the shithole few months ago called TEKONG DAMMIT!]
Type of music you like most? [my screeching]
Type of music you dislike most? [ppl singing better than me=everyone=I DUN LIKE MUSIC! ok kidding.]
Are you listening to music right now? [NO.]
What color is your bedroom carpet? [u meant tiles? my bedroom has no carpet! but soon it will be persian rugs i tell u!]
If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? [i would add a new human being into my house :D]
What was the last thing you bought? [newpaper today! OH SPEAKING OF WHICH ITS CHELSEA V LIVERPOOL!!!!]
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? [yes just ytd in my dreams]
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?[i would rather scale the sky cos the sky's not even the limit for mi!]
Do you have a garden? [yes and its secret thats why its called secret garden... SHHHHHH!]
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? [ob vai years lee! ah gu bahasa melayu bagus!]
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? [hmmm :P:P:P]
If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? [MYSELF! cos u said famous and i can only think of that one character who is famous! anw it would be quite cool eating lunch wif urself rite!]
Who sent the last text message you received? [hmmmmm :P:P:P]
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? [TGO's credit cards will neva get maxed out la pls. they see the name there got free access alr!]
What time is bed time? [bedtime is together! togeher! no space! and its when u finally se ur bed calling to u... means u are so tired u are hallucinating.]
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? [err.. no?]
How many tattoos do you have? [dun have]
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? [obvaiyearslee not]
What did you do for your last birthday? [went out and had fun... :P]
Do you carry a donor card? [no. ppl should donate to me for enlightening them and not vice versa!]
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? [i sat on the sofa watching tv while eating so i would say zac efron and vanessa hudgens. oops being a 10000W light bulb there!]
Is the glass half empty or half full? [always full la duh!]
What's the farthest-away place you've been? [london!]
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? [lol u think i stay in ang mo kio ah got tomatoes to eat!]
Have you ever won a trophy? [DUH? its tgo u are talking about though i tried repeatedly to give others a chance.]
Are you a good cook? [GREAT. SIMPLY GREAT!!! at instant noodles.]
Do you know how to pump your own gas? [lol i pumped gas into a tank (not a fish tank! but an armoured tank!) before u say lei!]
If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? [TGO aka me. i think it will be chaotic if two leonards start bickering wif each other! imagine the fun double the fun!!!]
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? [yes and i am wearing it now too its green!!! ARGH HATE IT!]
Do you touch-type? [skip]
What's under your bed?[nth cant see. the base is on the ground.]
Do you believe in love at first sight? [maybe if the person is me la. everyone loves me just by looking at me!]
Think fast, what do you like right now? [carls jr onion rings its DAMM NICE OK!]
Where were you on Valentine's day? [shithole called TEKONG! wth y is tgos life so sad!]
What time do you get up? [5 plus TOOT!!!]
What was the name of your first pet? [no pets. although many teachers would write leonard as their answer here.]
Who is the second to last person to call you? [same -_-]
Is there anything going on this weekend? [yup study for stupid shit cos tgo wants tgo!]
How are you feeling right now? [absolutely spastic like |spastic| cos i actually did this stupid thing.]
What do you think about the most? [for me to know and for you to find out]
What time do you get up in the morning? [1130h]
If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? [no need very long wat just say in a matter of fact tone laa not like its so unexpected for tgo to win big? TGO always wins wat...]
Who would you tell first? [hold a press conference and say i am donating it to charity? since when does TGO need to rely on luck and lottery to earn$$$? lol! but after holding press conference i would make frens wif durai and be spokesperson of NKF]
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? [hsm3]
Do you sing in the shower? [yes. and then my voice will reach the natural frequency of glass and resonance will be achieved.]
What do you do most when you are bored? [talk to ppl and sms]
What do you do for a living? [enlighten ppl and make the world a better place.]
Do you love your job? [ob vai years lee. years of infighting and strife among the species homosapiens prodded tgo to take on the mantle of being the worlds messiah!]
What did you want to be when you grew up? [mentioned b4 the supreme overlord of the "world".]
If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? [repitition skip.]
Which came first the chicken or the egg? [duck. den duck evolved and turned to chicken den lay eggs to have more chicken and for colonel sanders from kentucky to make a killing! in both sense of the words :D]
How many keys on your key ring? [3? wth is the point?]
Where would you retire to? [cottage wif light blue skies and a well and a fountain in front of it wif valleys and rivers and a big garden... OOOOOO]
What kind of car do you drive? [change "do" to "would". pagani zonda-GODLIKE!]
What are your best physical features? [skip]
What are your best characteristics? [u sure u want me to write here? it takes more than a thesis to answer this question lei!]
If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?[switzerland]
What kind of books do you like to read? [FHM MAXIM? just kidding!]
What is your favorite time of the day? [talking to and meeting someone...]
Where did you grow up? [hah! u want my address rite! sorry TGO dun give addresses to any tom dick or harry]
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? [quite far]
What are you reading now? [the words of this shit?]
Are you a morning person or a night owl? [morning consider i wake up at 5 plus? and night considering i slept at 2am? oh but 2 am is morning rite! okok I AM A MORNING PERSON!]
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? [siao refuse to do that! for those who said yes or no, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPIIIIID!!! :P u actually go and try? LOL!]
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? [hai i think the setter is either retarded or stupid]
Do you have pets?[hai.]
How many rings before you answer the phone?[phone is always on silent so nope no wings!]
What is your best childhood memory? [getting caned~~ WOO!!!!]
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? [motivator]
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? [I AM LIGHTER THAN A LOT OF PPL!!!!!!]
What is most important in life? [TGO, LEONARD, ___ and the beanstalk]
What Inspires You? [dun u think its repititive? ... TGO!]
ok done!!!
-exeunt
TGO WANTS TGO!!!!!! (To Go Oxford) :P :P :P
someone wants me to do this survey haha so i just do! be prepared for the most enlightening answers u are going to read! :P if u wanna pay me money cos of all the answers feel free! no i dun mean asking u to feel u are not worth a single cent noe, i am meaning feel generous! :D
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. [Ok dude the nearest book you ask me to get is 100m away from me now. yes my house id that big and u want TGO to waste so much energy and listen to ur command and obey them just like anyone who does this survey CLEVERLY did them? now tell you wat dude, He REFUSE. ok it says "Dryers Hand Wholesale and Mfrs--- 6*******"]
Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? [TGO is still not refusing to listen to your stupid commands, He is merely just conveniently stretching his arms cos He is tired and He touched his computer monitor]
Before you started this survey, what were you doing? [I switched on my comp, waited for it to start. double clicked on "DSL206U ADSL USB Modem dial-up" then clicked "dial" and double clicked on IE and logged in to blogger. VIOLA!]
What is the last thing you watched on TV? [HSM2]
Without looking, guess what time it is? [2140h]
Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? [2144h whats the bloody point of this two questions HELLO????]
With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? [I just heard a chair screech and footsteps of a human being walking past me and me typing on the keyboard]
When did you last step outside? What were you doing? [define "outside" and "you". outside of my body? outside of my clothes? outside of my alter-ego? DUDE or whoever set this survey! BE SPECIFIC!]
Did you dream last night? [ya, duh]
Do you remember your dreams? [ya, duh]
When did you last laugh? [HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ok just a nanosecond ago]
Do you remember why / at what? [cos i laughing at the retardedness and stupidity of the survey setter! who the hell asks wat time is it and asks if u dream but not ask wat u dream about! isn the content supposed to be more interesting than that stupid yes/no answer? LOL]
What is on the walls of the room you are in? [oh the room i am in is coincidentally called the living room. i suspect around it and on the walls are all living things? else why is it called the living room???]
Seen anything weird lately? [ya. AGAIN UNINTERESTING YES/NO QUESTION!]
What do you think of this quiz? [my previous comments seem to state my thinking really well.]
What is the last film you saw? [hsm3]
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? [what if! there is no if, tgo can make anyth possible! ok the White House, the Buckingham palace or the Istana.]
If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? [I SAID NO IF! WTH! buy all the shares that are dropping now and buy up all the companies, then merge every company into one big conglomerate--- TGO's Oyster. the world is my oyster.]
Tell me something about you that most people don't know. [I AM TGO!!!!]
If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? [ONE MORE IF I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!!! merge all countries into one country namely called the "world" or the "globe" with leonard as its overall ruler and MM reduced to shining TGO's shoes.]
Do you like to dance? [no but i like to play ddr and parapara although someone says para para is GAY! HMPH!]
Would you ever consider living abroad? [YES!]
Does your name make any interesting anagrams? [isnt TGO interesting enough? wat u want GOT? lol thats weird.]
Who made the last incoming call on your phone? [a 3 letter name. spelt same backwards and forwards. it starts wif M and ends wif M in the middle theres you.]
What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? [tsk tsk law abiding citizen here! just dl-ed SHE new album only wat... OOPS!]
Last time you swam in a pool? [in the shithole few months ago called TEKONG DAMMIT!]
Type of music you like most? [my screeching]
Type of music you dislike most? [ppl singing better than me=everyone=I DUN LIKE MUSIC! ok kidding.]
Are you listening to music right now? [NO.]
What color is your bedroom carpet? [u meant tiles? my bedroom has no carpet! but soon it will be persian rugs i tell u!]
What was the last thing you bought? [newpaper today! OH SPEAKING OF WHICH ITS CHELSEA V LIVERPOOL!!!!]
Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? [yes just ytd in my dreams]
Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?[i would rather scale the sky cos the sky's not even the limit for mi!]
Do you have a garden? [yes and its secret thats why its called secret garden... SHHHHHH!]
Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? [ob vai years lee! ah gu bahasa melayu bagus!]
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? [hmmm :P:P:P]
Who sent the last text message you received? [hmmmmm :P:P:P]
Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? [TGO's credit cards will neva get maxed out la pls. they see the name there got free access alr!]
What time is bed time? [bedtime is together! togeher! no space! and its when u finally se ur bed calling to u... means u are so tired u are hallucinating.]
Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? [err.. no?]
How many tattoos do you have? [dun have]
If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? [obvaiyearslee not]
What did you do for your last birthday? [went out and had fun... :P]
Do you carry a donor card? [no. ppl should donate to me for enlightening them and not vice versa!]
Who was the last person you ate dinner with? [i sat on the sofa watching tv while eating so i would say zac efron and vanessa hudgens. oops being a 10000W light bulb there!]
Is the glass half empty or half full? [always full la duh!]
What's the farthest-away place you've been? [london!]
When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? [lol u think i stay in ang mo kio ah got tomatoes to eat!]
Have you ever won a trophy? [DUH? its tgo u are talking about though i tried repeatedly to give others a chance.]
Are you a good cook? [GREAT. SIMPLY GREAT!!! at instant noodles.]
Do you know how to pump your own gas? [lol i pumped gas into a tank (not a fish tank! but an armoured tank!) before u say lei!]
Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? [yes and i am wearing it now too its green!!! ARGH HATE IT!]
Do you touch-type? [skip]
What's under your bed?[nth cant see. the base is on the ground.]
Do you believe in love at first sight? [maybe if the person is me la. everyone loves me just by looking at me!]
Think fast, what do you like right now? [carls jr onion rings its DAMM NICE OK!]
Where were you on Valentine's day? [shithole called TEKONG! wth y is tgos life so sad!]
What time do you get up? [5 plus TOOT!!!]
What was the name of your first pet? [no pets. although many teachers would write leonard as their answer here.]
Who is the second to last person to call you? [same -_-]
Is there anything going on this weekend? [yup study for stupid shit cos tgo wants tgo!]
How are you feeling right now? [absolutely spastic like |spastic| cos i actually did this stupid thing.]
What do you think about the most? [for me to know and for you to find out]
What time do you get up in the morning? [1130h]
Who would you tell first? [hold a press conference and say i am donating it to charity? since when does TGO need to rely on luck and lottery to earn$$$? lol! but after holding press conference i would make frens wif durai and be spokesperson of NKF]
What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? [hsm3]
Do you sing in the shower? [yes. and then my voice will reach the natural frequency of glass and resonance will be achieved.]
What do you do most when you are bored? [talk to ppl and sms]
What do you do for a living? [enlighten ppl and make the world a better place.]
Do you love your job? [ob vai years lee. years of infighting and strife among the species homosapiens prodded tgo to take on the mantle of being the worlds messiah!]
What did you want to be when you grew up? [mentioned b4 the supreme overlord of the "world".]
Which came first the chicken or the egg? [duck. den duck evolved and turned to chicken den lay eggs to have more chicken and for colonel sanders from kentucky to make a killing! in both sense of the words :D]
How many keys on your key ring? [3? wth is the point?]
Where would you retire to? [cottage wif light blue skies and a well and a fountain in front of it wif valleys and rivers and a big garden... OOOOOO]
What kind of car do you drive? [change "do" to "would". pagani zonda-GODLIKE!]
What are your best physical features? [skip]
What are your best characteristics? [u sure u want me to write here? it takes more than a thesis to answer this question lei!]
What kind of books do you like to read? [FHM MAXIM? just kidding!]
What is your favorite time of the day? [talking to and meeting someone...]
Where did you grow up? [hah! u want my address rite! sorry TGO dun give addresses to any tom dick or harry]
How far away from your birthplace do you live now? [quite far]
What are you reading now? [the words of this shit?]
Are you a morning person or a night owl? [morning consider i wake up at 5 plus? and night considering i slept at 2am? oh but 2 am is morning rite! okok I AM A MORNING PERSON!]
Can you touch your nose with your tongue? [siao refuse to do that! for those who said yes or no, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA STUPIIIIID!!! :P u actually go and try? LOL!]
Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? [hai i think the setter is either retarded or stupid]
Do you have pets?[hai.]
How many rings before you answer the phone?[phone is always on silent so nope no wings!]
What is your best childhood memory? [getting caned~~ WOO!!!!]
What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? [motivator]
Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? [I AM LIGHTER THAN A LOT OF PPL!!!!!!]
What is most important in life? [TGO, LEONARD, ___ and the beanstalk]
What Inspires You? [dun u think its repititive? ... TGO!]
ok done!!!
-exeunt
Sunday, October 12, 2008
financial credit
i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write i dunno wat to write LOL! such a surprising entry from TGO His Royal Highness... lol how can He actually have nth to write? He who is always full of astounding vocabulary which captivates all the people around Him; He who always have sth so significant to say that can change lives of all the people around Him; He who always is able to enlighten all the people around Him...
SO WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE NOW????
.........
ok maybe He actually has sth to write about!
come to think of it, He really has tonnes to write about!
Ya lor when does TGO ever have nothing to say? He is always full of things to say one! The world needs a saviour, it needs a messiah, it needs TGO! to enlighten the masses! so today this entry will be about the betterment of mankind, about the progress of society, about the revolution of mankind! OH GOD I LOVE PARALLELISM!!! ay no should be OH TGO I LOVE PARALLELISM! sorry for the simple typo error...
today, He will be talking about...
hmmm wat will He be talking about? He bets everyone is all ears, oh no no He doesnt bet, TGO is just a saint how can He ever bet rite not!
Ok before He gets to the main topic, He will have to congratulate a certain mortal in the mundane world for reaching the exceptional life span of 19 human years. Having lived for a few hundred human years, TGO is tremendously amused mortals spend so much effort and create so much fanfare just to celebrate the birth of a person. so what will become of TGO's 501st birthday? The arrival of a messiah into the world that needs salvation and redemption...
ANYWAY ECSTATIC AND ELATED 19 HUMAN YEARS INTO THIS MUNDANE WORLD CHRIS TANG!!!
ok ok back to the main topic... He will be talking about a very befitting topic for salvation... the financial crisis!
With the recent financial subprime crisis, many investors have lost their whole life savings and financial institutions go bankrupt one by one faster than you can say "shit, the shares dropped again". But what TGO feels for are the gullible investors who actually puts in all their life savings so readily just to earn a higher percentage interests. But face it guys u will never win the banks, they are filled with brokers(ppl that make u broke) and financial analysts who will say so much gibberish to u and assure u its a good thing to sign up for the plan as u can get more returns. but why are they doing this? are they being charitable? come come guys put ur money in here and u get more money!!! its a money growing tree! ok i dun think my grandmother will even believe in that... but the bottomline is THEY WANT UR MONEY! banks are not charities, and even if they are charities can be known to corruption, think a certain T_T Durai with golden taps or a certain monk who drives a mercedez... are singaporeans really gullible? banks are COMMERCIAL INSTITUTIONS who need your money so they can invest and earn great big bucks while they give u back a pittance...
HELLOOOOOOO in their heydays these bankers entertainment revolves around chardonnay and escargoes and where do they get the money? from U!!! and u only get back additional 5% as interest for lending them ur hard earned money?lets do a calculation... for every $1000 u put in to these assholes, u get back $50 while they can get 5-10 times the amount. lets do the math... they earn $10000 from ur $1000 and give u back $50... U think u struck lottery getting $50 while they laugh all the way back to the bank... ya get that rite! they laugh all the way to the BANKS!!! but all they laugh cos they added a few more zeroes to their Swiss Bank Account (more than the number of zeroes u get foe ur exams) and said ahhaha suckers thanks dude for ur money!!! that is where those financial analysts come in to earn ur money, not to give u money!!! Do u guys get now why they are having escargoes for breakfast while u have one bowl of bakchormee for breakfast and lunch together?
its a dog eat dog world out there, a corporate jungle... TGO does not blame the banks as much cos its a business their form of business which brings the glitz of life... but there is one more cliched statement TGO wanna make... There is no free lunch in the world... u think u put in ur normal savings account and earn .25% per annum they are satisfied... lol no, this kinda money is cannot touch one, untouchables cos the savings account is the most secure account u can have, so they cant touch it... ah but when u se a 5% interest per annum package, u start to drool, they say u sure get back ur cash, ur principle they call it... AND U SIGN on the dotted line... but guys be realistic! if its so secure why wouldn everyone just abandon the measly savings plan and go for this package? THey have no goddamn principles (pardon the pun) at all! they persuade u so much just to get ur hands on the money so they can get their chardonnays! heaven rewards risk takers but wif risk means there are dangers of losing... just for that 5% u give ur life savings? look they dun give a F*** about ur principle, cos if everything goes wrong they just wipe their asses and escape... wat can u do to them? ask for compensation? oh PUHLEEZE they have gone backrupt! all assets liquidated! compensate what? ask them pee and put back in those champagne bottles???
so if u cant take the risk, dun risk it, its ur hard earned money... dun let greed overcome u they always benefit in the end not u... now u all suffer, just take it as a lesson learnt...
-exeunt-
SO WHY THE HELL DOES HE HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE NOW????
.........
ok maybe He actually has sth to write about!
come to think of it, He really has tonnes to write about!
Ya lor when does TGO ever have nothing to say? He is always full of things to say one! The world needs a saviour, it needs a messiah, it needs TGO! to enlighten the masses! so today this entry will be about the betterment of mankind, about the progress of society, about the revolution of mankind! OH GOD I LOVE PARALLELISM!!! ay no should be OH TGO I LOVE PARALLELISM! sorry for the simple typo error...
today, He will be talking about...
hmmm wat will He be talking about? He bets everyone is all ears, oh no no He doesnt bet, TGO is just a saint how can He ever bet rite not!
Ok before He gets to the main topic, He will have to congratulate a certain mortal in the mundane world for reaching the exceptional life span of 19 human years. Having lived for a few hundred human years, TGO is tremendously amused mortals spend so much effort and create so much fanfare just to celebrate the birth of a person. so what will become of TGO's 501st birthday? The arrival of a messiah into the world that needs salvation and redemption...
ANYWAY ECSTATIC AND ELATED 19 HUMAN YEARS INTO THIS MUNDANE WORLD CHRIS TANG!!!
ok ok back to the main topic... He will be talking about a very befitting topic for salvation... the financial crisis!
With the recent financial subprime crisis, many investors have lost their whole life savings and financial institutions go bankrupt one by one faster than you can say "shit, the shares dropped again". But what TGO feels for are the gullible investors who actually puts in all their life savings so readily just to earn a higher percentage interests. But face it guys u will never win the banks, they are filled with brokers(ppl that make u broke) and financial analysts who will say so much gibberish to u and assure u its a good thing to sign up for the plan as u can get more returns. but why are they doing this? are they being charitable? come come guys put ur money in here and u get more money!!! its a money growing tree! ok i dun think my grandmother will even believe in that... but the bottomline is THEY WANT UR MONEY! banks are not charities, and even if they are charities can be known to corruption, think a certain T_T Durai with golden taps or a certain monk who drives a mercedez... are singaporeans really gullible? banks are COMMERCIAL INSTITUTIONS who need your money so they can invest and earn great big bucks while they give u back a pittance...
HELLOOOOOOO in their heydays these bankers entertainment revolves around chardonnay and escargoes and where do they get the money? from U!!! and u only get back additional 5% as interest for lending them ur hard earned money?lets do a calculation... for every $1000 u put in to these assholes, u get back $50 while they can get 5-10 times the amount. lets do the math... they earn $10000 from ur $1000 and give u back $50... U think u struck lottery getting $50 while they laugh all the way back to the bank... ya get that rite! they laugh all the way to the BANKS!!! but all they laugh cos they added a few more zeroes to their Swiss Bank Account (more than the number of zeroes u get foe ur exams) and said ahhaha suckers thanks dude for ur money!!! that is where those financial analysts come in to earn ur money, not to give u money!!! Do u guys get now why they are having escargoes for breakfast while u have one bowl of bakchormee for breakfast and lunch together?
its a dog eat dog world out there, a corporate jungle... TGO does not blame the banks as much cos its a business their form of business which brings the glitz of life... but there is one more cliched statement TGO wanna make... There is no free lunch in the world... u think u put in ur normal savings account and earn .25% per annum they are satisfied... lol no, this kinda money is cannot touch one, untouchables cos the savings account is the most secure account u can have, so they cant touch it... ah but when u se a 5% interest per annum package, u start to drool, they say u sure get back ur cash, ur principle they call it... AND U SIGN on the dotted line... but guys be realistic! if its so secure why wouldn everyone just abandon the measly savings plan and go for this package? THey have no goddamn principles (pardon the pun) at all! they persuade u so much just to get ur hands on the money so they can get their chardonnays! heaven rewards risk takers but wif risk means there are dangers of losing... just for that 5% u give ur life savings? look they dun give a F*** about ur principle, cos if everything goes wrong they just wipe their asses and escape... wat can u do to them? ask for compensation? oh PUHLEEZE they have gone backrupt! all assets liquidated! compensate what? ask them pee and put back in those champagne bottles???
so if u cant take the risk, dun risk it, its ur hard earned money... dun let greed overcome u they always benefit in the end not u... now u all suffer, just take it as a lesson learnt...
-exeunt-
Sunday, September 28, 2008
e p in apgp
this week was momentous! I had tremendous fun this whole week ha ha but before i say anyth i got this whole lot of shit to complain first!
Which is e bloody f1 race in spore! Why e hell did e govt allow this atrocity to enter e clean and green city! :( its just noise pollution to e max and doesn allow anyone to have a moment of peace! I want to have a quiet time but e incessant zng zng sound just gets on my nerves! I wonder are those ppl who watch e race idiots? U spend few hundred dollars just to sit down at this stupid place and watch small little things zoom past u in less than a second! And after that u still need to pay 2 dollars to get e stupid ear plugs! Why put urself to those torture and u still have to pay so much! Wa i think ppl who watch this really stupid and retarded lol!
Ok now that i finished my complaints i will talk about fri and sat! Both days are just very happy for me! Ha ha i dowan to divulge so many things lei but i think i got sunburnt! Lol such a TANNED person can get sunburnt one cool rite! :) ha ha but quite nice lei! Walking in e sea wif a person and enjoy e cool wind blow while e sun is shining in ur eyes... If u just enjoy e quietness and each others company i think i can continue walking in e sea this way forever...
I love e sea it is where everything starts it is e body which gives life to everything it moves as free as anything in e world...
I like! I like!
Suddenly thought of a song which is so close to my heart and expresses what i am feeling now ha ha wun put e lyrics lest somebody say i insincere by cutting and pasting! :) ha ha im yours by jason mraz...
Lol finally gotten photos photos photos after maybe like days and weeks of bugging and pestering! I must salute my own obstinacy and stubborness i must say ha ha and now that i have e photos i can look at them everyday and every second! However i must say those neoprints machines are obviously cheating our feelings! Its ok if they cost quite expensive but e thing is e stupid machines come in a foreign language! I noe singaporeans are bilingual! But not all are conversant in jap rite! Ha ha and those stupid little timers that starts counting down all so fast! It makes even tgo stressed and get heart attack one lor! Stupid stupid stupid! Ha ha!
Ok next issue will be a shoutout to smokers! Everyone of u sucks! U want to kill urself its no loss to e society! But when ur actions contribute to negative externalities den u should just go stick ur head wif e cigarette butt into e toilet bowl and get drunk there! :) u really think u look cool ah put one stupid stick into ur mouth and den smoke comes out from ur nostril and mouth. Pls everyone! U look like ogres! Ha ha stupid stupid ogres! :) :) when all e tar gets into ur lungs and brains lets see who is more cool dudes!
Woo! But rest assured i will always be there to fan away all e smoke away from u...
And I really love e presents u gave me right before we said goodbye! Cant stop thinking about it!
Ok i wanna think more about it now so i should not say anymore :) :)
-exeunt-
Which is e bloody f1 race in spore! Why e hell did e govt allow this atrocity to enter e clean and green city! :( its just noise pollution to e max and doesn allow anyone to have a moment of peace! I want to have a quiet time but e incessant zng zng sound just gets on my nerves! I wonder are those ppl who watch e race idiots? U spend few hundred dollars just to sit down at this stupid place and watch small little things zoom past u in less than a second! And after that u still need to pay 2 dollars to get e stupid ear plugs! Why put urself to those torture and u still have to pay so much! Wa i think ppl who watch this really stupid and retarded lol!
Ok now that i finished my complaints i will talk about fri and sat! Both days are just very happy for me! Ha ha i dowan to divulge so many things lei but i think i got sunburnt! Lol such a TANNED person can get sunburnt one cool rite! :) ha ha but quite nice lei! Walking in e sea wif a person and enjoy e cool wind blow while e sun is shining in ur eyes... If u just enjoy e quietness and each others company i think i can continue walking in e sea this way forever...
I love e sea it is where everything starts it is e body which gives life to everything it moves as free as anything in e world...
I like! I like!
Suddenly thought of a song which is so close to my heart and expresses what i am feeling now ha ha wun put e lyrics lest somebody say i insincere by cutting and pasting! :) ha ha im yours by jason mraz...
Lol finally gotten photos photos photos after maybe like days and weeks of bugging and pestering! I must salute my own obstinacy and stubborness i must say ha ha and now that i have e photos i can look at them everyday and every second! However i must say those neoprints machines are obviously cheating our feelings! Its ok if they cost quite expensive but e thing is e stupid machines come in a foreign language! I noe singaporeans are bilingual! But not all are conversant in jap rite! Ha ha and those stupid little timers that starts counting down all so fast! It makes even tgo stressed and get heart attack one lor! Stupid stupid stupid! Ha ha!
Ok next issue will be a shoutout to smokers! Everyone of u sucks! U want to kill urself its no loss to e society! But when ur actions contribute to negative externalities den u should just go stick ur head wif e cigarette butt into e toilet bowl and get drunk there! :) u really think u look cool ah put one stupid stick into ur mouth and den smoke comes out from ur nostril and mouth. Pls everyone! U look like ogres! Ha ha stupid stupid ogres! :) :) when all e tar gets into ur lungs and brains lets see who is more cool dudes!
Woo! But rest assured i will always be there to fan away all e smoke away from u...
And I really love e presents u gave me right before we said goodbye! Cant stop thinking about it!
Ok i wanna think more about it now so i should not say anymore :) :)
-exeunt-
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
read this quite funny
A HELL OF AN ANSWER
The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool
chemistry final exam.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law
that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that
in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra
during my freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell
is endothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is extinct ... leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why,
last night, Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
this is gotten from one of e facebook walls i forgot which, just thot it sounds funny haha...
The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool
chemistry final exam.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law
that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that
in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra
during my freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell
is endothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is extinct ... leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why,
last night, Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
this is gotten from one of e facebook walls i forgot which, just thot it sounds funny haha...
Friday, September 19, 2008
there is always a first time for everything
WOOHOO! today marks the greatest day of the year! because it marks the 19th birthday of the worlds most important person in ten years time!
got a bday off for today so was out celebrating wif someone special on the actual day of my bday!!! haha really really very very happy that she was able to take time off from her busy schedule to celebrate it wif mi! even tho she was bz preparing for her studies she still took like THE WHOLE DAY to be wif me I AM SO TOUCHED :) :) :) THANK YOUUUUU JACJAC!!! :p :p
haha so this morning went for breakfast where she din eat anyth la den i so lost haha cos i was eating den she not eating. lol but nth major happened then la haha other than she was concocting this drink that taste damm weird la haha but tho its weird it just tastes quite sweet to mi la haha i also dunno y :P
wa den after that was like the most tiring thing lor, suddenly went missing on mi i scoured thru the entire entire building including the mrt station to find her lor haha but tho it was tired my only thought was just to find her...
after that went to watch movie laa but quite predictable plot tho the ending quite stupid. i just went there to hear the songs haha but OBVIOUSLY i think i go more for the company than anyth else...
WOO!!! after that went park wif sea i think thats the place where i will have so manymany unforgettable memories laa, where there are the firsts of alot of things! :P:P ALTHO I NOE I DUN SING WELL LA but no need say until like that rite :( :( :( break my heart only! sing songs, go into the sea, and on the way back altho we lost our way abit BUT STH WONDERFUL HAPPENED!!!! NOT ONLY WONDERFUL BUT JUST NICEEEEE LA! u may not think much about the gesture but it means alot to me noe SO I AM LIKE DAMM HAPPY WOOHOO like happy until cannot sleep like that? hahaha!!!
ok enuf abt today i think i talked alot alr haha
-exeunt-
got a bday off for today so was out celebrating wif someone special on the actual day of my bday!!! haha really really very very happy that she was able to take time off from her busy schedule to celebrate it wif mi! even tho she was bz preparing for her studies she still took like THE WHOLE DAY to be wif me I AM SO TOUCHED :) :) :) THANK YOUUUUU JACJAC!!! :p :p
haha so this morning went for breakfast where she din eat anyth la den i so lost haha cos i was eating den she not eating. lol but nth major happened then la haha other than she was concocting this drink that taste damm weird la haha but tho its weird it just tastes quite sweet to mi la haha i also dunno y :P
wa den after that was like the most tiring thing lor, suddenly went missing on mi i scoured thru the entire entire building including the mrt station to find her lor haha but tho it was tired my only thought was just to find her...
after that went to watch movie laa but quite predictable plot tho the ending quite stupid. i just went there to hear the songs haha but OBVIOUSLY i think i go more for the company than anyth else...
WOO!!! after that went park wif sea i think thats the place where i will have so manymany unforgettable memories laa, where there are the firsts of alot of things! :P:P ALTHO I NOE I DUN SING WELL LA but no need say until like that rite :( :( :( break my heart only! sing songs, go into the sea, and on the way back altho we lost our way abit BUT STH WONDERFUL HAPPENED!!!! NOT ONLY WONDERFUL BUT JUST NICEEEEE LA! u may not think much about the gesture but it means alot to me noe SO I AM LIKE DAMM HAPPY WOOHOO like happy until cannot sleep like that? hahaha!!!
ok enuf abt today i think i talked alot alr haha
-exeunt-
Monday, September 15, 2008
it has only been one night but i realised i have been missing some people terribly i miss e messages people sent. I kept on looking at my phone waiting for messages den i realised that some people are not going to reply me. 2 weeks is a bloody long time! Wat does one do if people just keep running in ur mind and u cant do anyth about it? I noe i say all this nobody will believe me alr i might even sound patronising towards... Hai but wat can i do? Its all my fault. A case of being an indecisive and insecure failure and a bugger who is not good wif words. Hai
-exeunt-
-exeunt-
Sunday, September 14, 2008
i dunno wat to say anymore. words have failed me when they usually dun. i think i am a piece of shit who goes around screwing up wif peoples life even though i din mean to? and "sorry" just intensifies the guilt and dilemma i am having now? WTF!
i think i have already gotten the answer to my question believe it or not, and 2 weeks seem like an eternity, i dun think i will even last thru tonight. i have become a walking zombie over a few hours? this is incredibly f****d up. LEONARD!!! ITS OK IF UR OWN LIFE IS SCREWED UP! WHY SCREW OTHERS LIVES TOO!!!
i think i should just disappear from the face of this earth, its not suitable for a scum to live in.
-exeunt-
i think i have already gotten the answer to my question believe it or not, and 2 weeks seem like an eternity, i dun think i will even last thru tonight. i have become a walking zombie over a few hours? this is incredibly f****d up. LEONARD!!! ITS OK IF UR OWN LIFE IS SCREWED UP! WHY SCREW OTHERS LIVES TOO!!!
i think i should just disappear from the face of this earth, its not suitable for a scum to live in.
-exeunt-
Saturday, September 13, 2008
hmmmmm wat should i post about???
haha yes yes! my course is finally over!!! woo! the first three days of the week was simply shagged and tiring! but over is over haha i am done wif it!
lol but the whole of 5 weekdays was just dull and boring la except that i had very good company in the form of my handphone! haha! was just using it 24/7 lor even at like 3am! lol cool rite!
haha! anw today was damm fun! haha! muz make use of my precious little weekend so went out again! played parapara as usual lor haha! ay got ppl say i pro lei lol! should be unsurprising la haha considering how masterful i am wif that machine liao! but i think i rather play ddr! its more fun! haha! i think i dumped like tons of money into both of that machines la haha, if i neva played both of them i think i would have like saved thousands of dollars alr lol! den my wallet will not be like having the hole in the ozone layer! lol
but i think playing both these games can really impress ppl one lei! haha obviously muz be pro first la else why u play rite! get laffed at only! like u play den one whole crowd sudenly form up behind u! wa that adrenaline rush really song lor!
haha other than that still went to talk kok lor. i think sitting down and talking is like one of the best ways to pass time la! u get to noe the person u are talking to better and also you3 shuo1 you3 xiao4, just fun lor!
lol and liverpool won man u for the first time in the league rite! haha man u sucks alr la i tell u! oh and its spelt GERRARD! lol
ok la nth to say liao quite tired
-exeunt-
haha yes yes! my course is finally over!!! woo! the first three days of the week was simply shagged and tiring! but over is over haha i am done wif it!
lol but the whole of 5 weekdays was just dull and boring la except that i had very good company in the form of my handphone! haha! was just using it 24/7 lor even at like 3am! lol cool rite!
haha! anw today was damm fun! haha! muz make use of my precious little weekend so went out again! played parapara as usual lor haha! ay got ppl say i pro lei lol! should be unsurprising la haha considering how masterful i am wif that machine liao! but i think i rather play ddr! its more fun! haha! i think i dumped like tons of money into both of that machines la haha, if i neva played both of them i think i would have like saved thousands of dollars alr lol! den my wallet will not be like having the hole in the ozone layer! lol
but i think playing both these games can really impress ppl one lei! haha obviously muz be pro first la else why u play rite! get laffed at only! like u play den one whole crowd sudenly form up behind u! wa that adrenaline rush really song lor!
haha other than that still went to talk kok lor. i think sitting down and talking is like one of the best ways to pass time la! u get to noe the person u are talking to better and also you3 shuo1 you3 xiao4, just fun lor!
lol and liverpool won man u for the first time in the league rite! haha man u sucks alr la i tell u! oh and its spelt GERRARD! lol
ok la nth to say liao quite tired
-exeunt-
Sunday, September 7, 2008
forgetting sarah marshalls
ok now that i am properly rested and preoperly nourished, i can update my wekly post a little properly... haha
the whole week in my workplace was so slack la but on thu got range... hai feeling damm down after the whole bloody thing... I jux simply dun understand why that two hundred bucks was there for the taking and i just let it fly away! and before the range i was as usual talking big and say sure get two hundred dollars one! was shooting for two years got like so much experience it should be a piece of cake. DEN I F*****G screwed up! missed 4 in the day! how the hell do u miss 4 in the day when u have been holding a pistol for two years and aiming at a spot as big as ur fingernail!? ppl told me pistol very different from the weapon i am holding now. got much much more recoil and u using two hands now. but shouldn the technique I learnt before be able to be applied to the place i am going now??? what is more bewildering is that i missed at the easiest series! where not only do u use two hands u have external support! wtf wtf wtf! i am damm bloody pissed wif myself!
ppl think i am damm slack in my workplace but thats cos i dun see the need to be so on the ball, but when i finally am on the ball, i should just dash past everyone else in a flash. this activity was the first i am actually enthusiastic about! but wats the result! same old pitiful pass only! it has seriously got me thinking about myself and my character. do i actually think i am the best in everything? i concede that there are always ppl better than me but i always thot i am also high up above e majority. this has actually brought me crashing down to reality and go back to being part of the majority. which means i am just one of the COMMONers, which is not wat i am striving at totally! the first activity which i tried my best at actually gave me an identity crisis! how ironic! i think i should just stop putting in my best den!
and the worst part was when another got the two hundred dollars. i am not jealous or anyth, i am just pissed wif myself for being so worthless when i am always looking down on that another. trust me i am not starting to respect him or anyth, but more on feeling depressed.
ppl say that two years does not count when shooting this different type of weapon, but thats just words of comfort... wil and chris still did very well in it dun they! HAI...
ok so feeling depressed on thu, decided to go and make myself happier on bookout day! went to watch forgetting sarah marshalls (which should be the main point of my entry) wif zhexi after going home. supposed to met at 8 in the end met at 2040h! lol reached plaza sing @ 2105h! and caught the 2125h show! (I LOVE NUMBERSSS) so during the 20 min went arcade and persuaded zhexi to play ddr! haha! :P for a person who wants to be a wushu coach his leg eye co-ordination sucks totally!! haha was laughing at his failure to clear a 3 star song, should have seen how his LOOOONG legs moved man!!! LOL
ok so went to watch the show and its m18 for a very stupid reason OMG! the guy was stark naked! wtf lor i was like next time when they put the rating m18 for nudity they should bracket it wif (M) or (F)! like that den audience knows wat to expect rite! haha not that i am some sicko or sth la but i am thoroughly grossed out by this fat naked object staring back at me!
ok but all in all the movie had basically no plot but it was nonetheless funny wif lots and i mean lots of sexual innuendoes! was laughing out like damm loud la cos it was quite funny! haha! although one thing i feel quite disturbed about is how casual americans regard sex! they barely knew each other for few hours before they can already have sex like WTF! and those pure females who said"i'm not the kind for one night stands" actually knows a guy for 3 days before going to bed wif him WOW THATS LIKE AN ACHIEVEMENT RITE???
lol the movie ended at 11 plus and it was quite late and it feels also quite gay to be out wif just another guy till so late! haha weanted to go clarke quay after that de but too tired la... go there talk kok wif him also quite pointless lol den zhexi was like go there not talk one go hook up HAHA den i was like ya get 4 girls rite! one on the left and one on the right! den after that switch! LOL he was like cannot... liddat cannot focus! LOL! such a faithful guy zhexi!!! haha!
so after watching the movie i ended up wanting to watch more movies! lol cos the trailers all so nice lor! but first must watch WALLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! haha! this one as i told ppl must watch wif girls one! watch wif guys really supremely gay la pls! haha!
next is tropic thunder! den house bunny and all the boys love mandy lane!!! WOOHOO!!! who wanna watch any of these shows come tell mi!!! i will definitely go!!! WOO!!!
-exeunt(leaving the scene/exit)- (know the meaning now? haha)
the whole week in my workplace was so slack la but on thu got range... hai feeling damm down after the whole bloody thing... I jux simply dun understand why that two hundred bucks was there for the taking and i just let it fly away! and before the range i was as usual talking big and say sure get two hundred dollars one! was shooting for two years got like so much experience it should be a piece of cake. DEN I F*****G screwed up! missed 4 in the day! how the hell do u miss 4 in the day when u have been holding a pistol for two years and aiming at a spot as big as ur fingernail!? ppl told me pistol very different from the weapon i am holding now. got much much more recoil and u using two hands now. but shouldn the technique I learnt before be able to be applied to the place i am going now??? what is more bewildering is that i missed at the easiest series! where not only do u use two hands u have external support! wtf wtf wtf! i am damm bloody pissed wif myself!
ppl think i am damm slack in my workplace but thats cos i dun see the need to be so on the ball, but when i finally am on the ball, i should just dash past everyone else in a flash. this activity was the first i am actually enthusiastic about! but wats the result! same old pitiful pass only! it has seriously got me thinking about myself and my character. do i actually think i am the best in everything? i concede that there are always ppl better than me but i always thot i am also high up above e majority. this has actually brought me crashing down to reality and go back to being part of the majority. which means i am just one of the COMMONers, which is not wat i am striving at totally! the first activity which i tried my best at actually gave me an identity crisis! how ironic! i think i should just stop putting in my best den!
and the worst part was when another got the two hundred dollars. i am not jealous or anyth, i am just pissed wif myself for being so worthless when i am always looking down on that another. trust me i am not starting to respect him or anyth, but more on feeling depressed.
ppl say that two years does not count when shooting this different type of weapon, but thats just words of comfort... wil and chris still did very well in it dun they! HAI...
ok so feeling depressed on thu, decided to go and make myself happier on bookout day! went to watch forgetting sarah marshalls (which should be the main point of my entry) wif zhexi after going home. supposed to met at 8 in the end met at 2040h! lol reached plaza sing @ 2105h! and caught the 2125h show! (I LOVE NUMBERSSS) so during the 20 min went arcade and persuaded zhexi to play ddr! haha! :P for a person who wants to be a wushu coach his leg eye co-ordination sucks totally!! haha was laughing at his failure to clear a 3 star song, should have seen how his LOOOONG legs moved man!!! LOL
ok so went to watch the show and its m18 for a very stupid reason OMG! the guy was stark naked! wtf lor i was like next time when they put the rating m18 for nudity they should bracket it wif (M) or (F)! like that den audience knows wat to expect rite! haha not that i am some sicko or sth la but i am thoroughly grossed out by this fat naked object staring back at me!
ok but all in all the movie had basically no plot but it was nonetheless funny wif lots and i mean lots of sexual innuendoes! was laughing out like damm loud la cos it was quite funny! haha! although one thing i feel quite disturbed about is how casual americans regard sex! they barely knew each other for few hours before they can already have sex like WTF! and those pure females who said"i'm not the kind for one night stands" actually knows a guy for 3 days before going to bed wif him WOW THATS LIKE AN ACHIEVEMENT RITE???
lol the movie ended at 11 plus and it was quite late and it feels also quite gay to be out wif just another guy till so late! haha weanted to go clarke quay after that de but too tired la... go there talk kok wif him also quite pointless lol den zhexi was like go there not talk one go hook up HAHA den i was like ya get 4 girls rite! one on the left and one on the right! den after that switch! LOL he was like cannot... liddat cannot focus! LOL! such a faithful guy zhexi!!! haha!
so after watching the movie i ended up wanting to watch more movies! lol cos the trailers all so nice lor! but first must watch WALLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! haha! this one as i told ppl must watch wif girls one! watch wif guys really supremely gay la pls! haha!
next is tropic thunder! den house bunny and all the boys love mandy lane!!! WOOHOO!!! who wanna watch any of these shows come tell mi!!! i will definitely go!!! WOO!!!
-exeunt(leaving the scene/exit)- (know the meaning now? haha)
Saturday, September 6, 2008
ipod classic
WOOHOO!!!! i have finally lain my hands on a new 80gb ipod classic!!! hahah went through so much waiting to finally get a free ipod! WOOHOO!!! LOL but 80gb is really alot sia i almost want to vomit blood trying to put all my songs into the device alr! put finish only use about 10gb lor lol! of cos i still added lots of coolio movies that involve lots of korean chio bus like han ga in and jeon ji hyun!!! WOO!!!! lol
hai going to exercise again where there are commando mosquitoes around. hai hai hai...
hai going to exercise again where there are commando mosquitoes around. hai hai hai...
Saturday, August 30, 2008
talking about ppl talking abt uni
Weekly updates for this week!
first things first, I AM PASSING OUT IN 2 WEEKS TIME WOOHOO!!! and in two more weeks we will all be free!!! haha
ok anyways was blog reading some of the ppl that i noe and most of them was about uni stuff and uni lessons. i feel like i am missing out lots of things like fooling ard wif frens and diaoing the lecturers haha! kinda reminiscing (is that the correct spelling lol) again about RJ life haha why wun time stand still when i am in jc why why why!!! everyone just tells me my time will come when i go back to uni and start studying haha but two years is quite a long time in doing sth that will not have any relevance in my life in the future! already i feel some of my frens feel very tired about me whining to them about the place i am currently attached to. hai...
I really fear what i will be like in two years time. already my speech is deterioriating exponentially i dunno if by the time i ORD i will be able to hold a normal conversation wif someone. there was this day i was arguing wif someone (not surprising) but the surprising thing was i actually stopped in my sentence midway trying to recall the word that i was going to use! OMG i was like wtf! what is happening to me! why are the normally spectacular words that are commonly associaterd wif me suddenly deserting me!!! what is happening to my grasp of the purus lingua! i think i am damned. what if in the late october i cant even hold a sophisticated conversation wif the oxford interviewers? haha hongkan liao lor.
lol ytd was forced to go rsaf open house (actually i will gladly go la if they dun force me also or else how to end early rite!) anw highlight of ytd was wat happened after the open house---drumrolls----- I WENT HOME AND SLEEP!
lol no la haha i decided to recharge my brain intellectually and went on a long journey to nus and decided to crash a physics lecture haha! wrong choice (not wrong choice in going there but wrong lecture to crash haha) but more on that later. when i reached there i saw eechong bloody hell stupid guy disrupt! i also want to disrupt! anw, when i saw all of them holding onto books and chatting happily i find myself quite distant from them haha! haha its like a case of so near yet so far! u can see them but cant reach out to them lol...
aiya away from the emo stuff! as i said i went to crash this physics lecture! and the topic was on some sort of music theory and wat frequency shit lol! wat c minor wat a b c d e f g also dunno wat the lecturer saying. den i asked my friend wat was the relevance in taking this, how will this affect ur future life. she said if she din take it, she would be taking a math module, which in my perspective is absolutely more practical rite not rite not! haha! and i think nus should try expanding their lecture theatre lol in the end our group was like sitting wif our backs against the wall on just a chair la... not even a table lololol. y so pathetic one!
i dun regret going all e way to nus noe in case somebody keep telling me i regret, REASSURE U K :P haha its been quite great talking to u again noe (face to face!) haha, esp on the mrt! :P
so after crashing nus, i went to city hall go comex wif chris tang, den some stupid prc in the station ask me how to get to funan. very difficult to explain in chinese so just told him dunno, in the end that fag asked me if i from singapore! like wtf! in wat way do i not look local??? in the end went comex for only half hour cos we spent our time eating at some jap restaurant! WOO SASHIMI IS GREAT esp salmon those fresh ones just melt in ur mouth, blissful blissful!!! :P :P :P
one last random note to add i think jeon ji hyun is damm hot like SIZZLING HOT!!! haha but not chaota ok! not chaota!
first things first, I AM PASSING OUT IN 2 WEEKS TIME WOOHOO!!! and in two more weeks we will all be free!!! haha
ok anyways was blog reading some of the ppl that i noe and most of them was about uni stuff and uni lessons. i feel like i am missing out lots of things like fooling ard wif frens and diaoing the lecturers haha! kinda reminiscing (is that the correct spelling lol) again about RJ life haha why wun time stand still when i am in jc why why why!!! everyone just tells me my time will come when i go back to uni and start studying haha but two years is quite a long time in doing sth that will not have any relevance in my life in the future! already i feel some of my frens feel very tired about me whining to them about the place i am currently attached to. hai...
I really fear what i will be like in two years time. already my speech is deterioriating exponentially i dunno if by the time i ORD i will be able to hold a normal conversation wif someone. there was this day i was arguing wif someone (not surprising) but the surprising thing was i actually stopped in my sentence midway trying to recall the word that i was going to use! OMG i was like wtf! what is happening to me! why are the normally spectacular words that are commonly associaterd wif me suddenly deserting me!!! what is happening to my grasp of the purus lingua! i think i am damned. what if in the late october i cant even hold a sophisticated conversation wif the oxford interviewers? haha hongkan liao lor.
lol ytd was forced to go rsaf open house (actually i will gladly go la if they dun force me also or else how to end early rite!) anw highlight of ytd was wat happened after the open house---drumrolls----- I WENT HOME AND SLEEP!
lol no la haha i decided to recharge my brain intellectually and went on a long journey to nus and decided to crash a physics lecture haha! wrong choice (not wrong choice in going there but wrong lecture to crash haha) but more on that later. when i reached there i saw eechong bloody hell stupid guy disrupt! i also want to disrupt! anw, when i saw all of them holding onto books and chatting happily i find myself quite distant from them haha! haha its like a case of so near yet so far! u can see them but cant reach out to them lol...
aiya away from the emo stuff! as i said i went to crash this physics lecture! and the topic was on some sort of music theory and wat frequency shit lol! wat c minor wat a b c d e f g also dunno wat the lecturer saying. den i asked my friend wat was the relevance in taking this, how will this affect ur future life. she said if she din take it, she would be taking a math module, which in my perspective is absolutely more practical rite not rite not! haha! and i think nus should try expanding their lecture theatre lol in the end our group was like sitting wif our backs against the wall on just a chair la... not even a table lololol. y so pathetic one!
i dun regret going all e way to nus noe in case somebody keep telling me i regret, REASSURE U K :P haha its been quite great talking to u again noe (face to face!) haha, esp on the mrt! :P
so after crashing nus, i went to city hall go comex wif chris tang, den some stupid prc in the station ask me how to get to funan. very difficult to explain in chinese so just told him dunno, in the end that fag asked me if i from singapore! like wtf! in wat way do i not look local??? in the end went comex for only half hour cos we spent our time eating at some jap restaurant! WOO SASHIMI IS GREAT esp salmon those fresh ones just melt in ur mouth, blissful blissful!!! :P :P :P
one last random note to add i think jeon ji hyun is damm hot like SIZZLING HOT!!! haha but not chaota ok! not chaota!
Saturday, August 23, 2008
friends part II
I neva thought i would ever say this but out of my eighteen years of life, and a glorious one at that, I would safely say I met thousands maybe tens of thousands of ppl. I have interacted wif so many ppl and all of them just come and go, be it u know them for one year or five years, they will still go their own ways in the end. I thought that me being me, will not be affected by all this shit of ppl leaving and meeting new frens again. I thought I will be past this stage but apparently i am still only human wif feelings hahaha weird rite TGO talking abt this in such a tone...
I think frens are very important in ur life and although I noe most frens come and go, there are some u exceptionally miss when they go their separate ways haha. having known him since sec 3 but only knowing him better in j1, and also knowing that he will leave in the end of j2, I thought I will be nonchalant about his departure haha but how very wrong I was. Having never spoken to him for months, when I spoke to him today, I realised I missed seeing him alot, not just him la i realised but also many many many others whom i have not seen for months and have gone back to their country. although the physical distance is very far apart, when I first talked to him, its like finding back a lost fren who disappeared for months and reappearing recently. so u can basically sense my exhilaration when i saw him online haha! DONG! since u going to uk this year, I really look forward to meeting u in 2 years time! hahaha by den we go pub and party k! den go see chiobus together hahaha!!!
hai, talking to him brought me back to rj and ri days. its a far cry from wat we are experiencing now and i think those six years are the best years in my life! where we can diao teachers together, argue wif them, play soccer in class, and also CCAs! who can forget the memorable things we did together be it in ri or rj? hai thinking back i really think i din treasure enough the times i spend in school although I spend more time in school than at home.
anyway, different frens behave differently. this afternoon one guy simply pissed me off. he pissed me off so much i wanna strangle him. ytd night he said,"wah, just the right guy, thinking of going out tomorrow." i suppose this shld be him initiating the meetup? (if i am wrong in admonishing him, someone kindly enlighten me) so basically we shld be meeting in a grp, but because some ppl cant make it, it shld be three guys going la. and since this guy before meeting us is in bugis, we took the initiative to actually go marina square so it would be convenient for him. we reached there and waited for him, he dunno whether is because the other ppl cannot make it or wat la, in the end after waiting for him for ABOUT TEN TO TWENTY MINUTES, he just gave a simple phone call saying hey i dun think i dowan go already ok bye! and he SPORTINGLY just hung up! WOW THAT IS SIMPLY GREAT! i could hardly believe my ears when my fren told me this. pls somebody tell mi wats e meaning of this. u initiate a metup and in e end cancelled it? and its not like we are at home and havent gone out!
CMON WE ARE ALREADY AT THE BLOODY F******G PLACE AND U HAVE THE CHEEK TO JUST SAY DUN FEEL LIKE COMING? OK BYE??? WAT THE HELL DO U TAKE US FOR? UR DOGS AT UR BECK AND CALL? PLS I CANNOT STAND IT! THATS DOWNRIGHT RUDENESS AND U NOE BETTER THAN TO CROSS ME ON THAT BECAUSE I HAVE FLARED UP BEFORE ON SIMILAR ISSUES! remind me neva to obligingly agree whenever u ask me out again. i will not be fooled thank u very much.
-exeunt-
I think frens are very important in ur life and although I noe most frens come and go, there are some u exceptionally miss when they go their separate ways haha. having known him since sec 3 but only knowing him better in j1, and also knowing that he will leave in the end of j2, I thought I will be nonchalant about his departure haha but how very wrong I was. Having never spoken to him for months, when I spoke to him today, I realised I missed seeing him alot, not just him la i realised but also many many many others whom i have not seen for months and have gone back to their country. although the physical distance is very far apart, when I first talked to him, its like finding back a lost fren who disappeared for months and reappearing recently. so u can basically sense my exhilaration when i saw him online haha! DONG! since u going to uk this year, I really look forward to meeting u in 2 years time! hahaha by den we go pub and party k! den go see chiobus together hahaha!!!
hai, talking to him brought me back to rj and ri days. its a far cry from wat we are experiencing now and i think those six years are the best years in my life! where we can diao teachers together, argue wif them, play soccer in class, and also CCAs! who can forget the memorable things we did together be it in ri or rj? hai thinking back i really think i din treasure enough the times i spend in school although I spend more time in school than at home.
anyway, different frens behave differently. this afternoon one guy simply pissed me off. he pissed me off so much i wanna strangle him. ytd night he said,"wah, just the right guy, thinking of going out tomorrow." i suppose this shld be him initiating the meetup? (if i am wrong in admonishing him, someone kindly enlighten me) so basically we shld be meeting in a grp, but because some ppl cant make it, it shld be three guys going la. and since this guy before meeting us is in bugis, we took the initiative to actually go marina square so it would be convenient for him. we reached there and waited for him, he dunno whether is because the other ppl cannot make it or wat la, in the end after waiting for him for ABOUT TEN TO TWENTY MINUTES, he just gave a simple phone call saying hey i dun think i dowan go already ok bye! and he SPORTINGLY just hung up! WOW THAT IS SIMPLY GREAT! i could hardly believe my ears when my fren told me this. pls somebody tell mi wats e meaning of this. u initiate a metup and in e end cancelled it? and its not like we are at home and havent gone out!
CMON WE ARE ALREADY AT THE BLOODY F******G PLACE AND U HAVE THE CHEEK TO JUST SAY DUN FEEL LIKE COMING? OK BYE??? WAT THE HELL DO U TAKE US FOR? UR DOGS AT UR BECK AND CALL? PLS I CANNOT STAND IT! THATS DOWNRIGHT RUDENESS AND U NOE BETTER THAN TO CROSS ME ON THAT BECAUSE I HAVE FLARED UP BEFORE ON SIMILAR ISSUES! remind me neva to obligingly agree whenever u ask me out again. i will not be fooled thank u very much.
-exeunt-
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