this week was momentous! I had tremendous fun this whole week ha ha but before i say anyth i got this whole lot of shit to complain first!
Which is e bloody f1 race in spore! Why e hell did e govt allow this atrocity to enter e clean and green city! :( its just noise pollution to e max and doesn allow anyone to have a moment of peace! I want to have a quiet time but e incessant zng zng sound just gets on my nerves! I wonder are those ppl who watch e race idiots? U spend few hundred dollars just to sit down at this stupid place and watch small little things zoom past u in less than a second! And after that u still need to pay 2 dollars to get e stupid ear plugs! Why put urself to those torture and u still have to pay so much! Wa i think ppl who watch this really stupid and retarded lol!
Ok now that i finished my complaints i will talk about fri and sat! Both days are just very happy for me! Ha ha i dowan to divulge so many things lei but i think i got sunburnt! Lol such a TANNED person can get sunburnt one cool rite! :) ha ha but quite nice lei! Walking in e sea wif a person and enjoy e cool wind blow while e sun is shining in ur eyes... If u just enjoy e quietness and each others company i think i can continue walking in e sea this way forever...
I love e sea it is where everything starts it is e body which gives life to everything it moves as free as anything in e world...
I like! I like!
Suddenly thought of a song which is so close to my heart and expresses what i am feeling now ha ha wun put e lyrics lest somebody say i insincere by cutting and pasting! :) ha ha im yours by jason mraz...
Lol finally gotten photos photos photos after maybe like days and weeks of bugging and pestering! I must salute my own obstinacy and stubborness i must say ha ha and now that i have e photos i can look at them everyday and every second! However i must say those neoprints machines are obviously cheating our feelings! Its ok if they cost quite expensive but e thing is e stupid machines come in a foreign language! I noe singaporeans are bilingual! But not all are conversant in jap rite! Ha ha and those stupid little timers that starts counting down all so fast! It makes even tgo stressed and get heart attack one lor! Stupid stupid stupid! Ha ha!
Ok next issue will be a shoutout to smokers! Everyone of u sucks! U want to kill urself its no loss to e society! But when ur actions contribute to negative externalities den u should just go stick ur head wif e cigarette butt into e toilet bowl and get drunk there! :) u really think u look cool ah put one stupid stick into ur mouth and den smoke comes out from ur nostril and mouth. Pls everyone! U look like ogres! Ha ha stupid stupid ogres! :) :) when all e tar gets into ur lungs and brains lets see who is more cool dudes!
Woo! But rest assured i will always be there to fan away all e smoke away from u...
And I really love e presents u gave me right before we said goodbye! Cant stop thinking about it!
Ok i wanna think more about it now so i should not say anymore :) :)
-exeunt-
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
read this quite funny
A HELL OF AN ANSWER
The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool
chemistry final exam.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law
that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that
in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra
during my freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell
is endothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is extinct ... leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why,
last night, Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
this is gotten from one of e facebook walls i forgot which, just thot it sounds funny haha...
The following is an actual question given on a University of Liverpool
chemistry final exam.
The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared
it with colleagues via the Internet, which is why we now have the
pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's law
that gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed or some
variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate
at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once
a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that, if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do
not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the
rate of change of the volume in Hell. Because Boyle's Law states that
in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay constant,
the volume of Hell must expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes
over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Sandra
during my freshman year, that "it will be a cold day in Hell before I
sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her
last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell
is endothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this
theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not
accepting any more souls and is extinct ... leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being - which explains why,
last night, Sandra kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
this is gotten from one of e facebook walls i forgot which, just thot it sounds funny haha...
Friday, September 19, 2008
there is always a first time for everything
WOOHOO! today marks the greatest day of the year! because it marks the 19th birthday of the worlds most important person in ten years time!
got a bday off for today so was out celebrating wif someone special on the actual day of my bday!!! haha really really very very happy that she was able to take time off from her busy schedule to celebrate it wif mi! even tho she was bz preparing for her studies she still took like THE WHOLE DAY to be wif me I AM SO TOUCHED :) :) :) THANK YOUUUUU JACJAC!!! :p :p
haha so this morning went for breakfast where she din eat anyth la den i so lost haha cos i was eating den she not eating. lol but nth major happened then la haha other than she was concocting this drink that taste damm weird la haha but tho its weird it just tastes quite sweet to mi la haha i also dunno y :P
wa den after that was like the most tiring thing lor, suddenly went missing on mi i scoured thru the entire entire building including the mrt station to find her lor haha but tho it was tired my only thought was just to find her...
after that went to watch movie laa but quite predictable plot tho the ending quite stupid. i just went there to hear the songs haha but OBVIOUSLY i think i go more for the company than anyth else...
WOO!!! after that went park wif sea i think thats the place where i will have so manymany unforgettable memories laa, where there are the firsts of alot of things! :P:P ALTHO I NOE I DUN SING WELL LA but no need say until like that rite :( :( :( break my heart only! sing songs, go into the sea, and on the way back altho we lost our way abit BUT STH WONDERFUL HAPPENED!!!! NOT ONLY WONDERFUL BUT JUST NICEEEEE LA! u may not think much about the gesture but it means alot to me noe SO I AM LIKE DAMM HAPPY WOOHOO like happy until cannot sleep like that? hahaha!!!
ok enuf abt today i think i talked alot alr haha
-exeunt-
got a bday off for today so was out celebrating wif someone special on the actual day of my bday!!! haha really really very very happy that she was able to take time off from her busy schedule to celebrate it wif mi! even tho she was bz preparing for her studies she still took like THE WHOLE DAY to be wif me I AM SO TOUCHED :) :) :) THANK YOUUUUU JACJAC!!! :p :p
haha so this morning went for breakfast where she din eat anyth la den i so lost haha cos i was eating den she not eating. lol but nth major happened then la haha other than she was concocting this drink that taste damm weird la haha but tho its weird it just tastes quite sweet to mi la haha i also dunno y :P
wa den after that was like the most tiring thing lor, suddenly went missing on mi i scoured thru the entire entire building including the mrt station to find her lor haha but tho it was tired my only thought was just to find her...
after that went to watch movie laa but quite predictable plot tho the ending quite stupid. i just went there to hear the songs haha but OBVIOUSLY i think i go more for the company than anyth else...
WOO!!! after that went park wif sea i think thats the place where i will have so manymany unforgettable memories laa, where there are the firsts of alot of things! :P:P ALTHO I NOE I DUN SING WELL LA but no need say until like that rite :( :( :( break my heart only! sing songs, go into the sea, and on the way back altho we lost our way abit BUT STH WONDERFUL HAPPENED!!!! NOT ONLY WONDERFUL BUT JUST NICEEEEE LA! u may not think much about the gesture but it means alot to me noe SO I AM LIKE DAMM HAPPY WOOHOO like happy until cannot sleep like that? hahaha!!!
ok enuf abt today i think i talked alot alr haha
-exeunt-
Monday, September 15, 2008
it has only been one night but i realised i have been missing some people terribly i miss e messages people sent. I kept on looking at my phone waiting for messages den i realised that some people are not going to reply me. 2 weeks is a bloody long time! Wat does one do if people just keep running in ur mind and u cant do anyth about it? I noe i say all this nobody will believe me alr i might even sound patronising towards... Hai but wat can i do? Its all my fault. A case of being an indecisive and insecure failure and a bugger who is not good wif words. Hai
-exeunt-
-exeunt-
Sunday, September 14, 2008
i dunno wat to say anymore. words have failed me when they usually dun. i think i am a piece of shit who goes around screwing up wif peoples life even though i din mean to? and "sorry" just intensifies the guilt and dilemma i am having now? WTF!
i think i have already gotten the answer to my question believe it or not, and 2 weeks seem like an eternity, i dun think i will even last thru tonight. i have become a walking zombie over a few hours? this is incredibly f****d up. LEONARD!!! ITS OK IF UR OWN LIFE IS SCREWED UP! WHY SCREW OTHERS LIVES TOO!!!
i think i should just disappear from the face of this earth, its not suitable for a scum to live in.
-exeunt-
i think i have already gotten the answer to my question believe it or not, and 2 weeks seem like an eternity, i dun think i will even last thru tonight. i have become a walking zombie over a few hours? this is incredibly f****d up. LEONARD!!! ITS OK IF UR OWN LIFE IS SCREWED UP! WHY SCREW OTHERS LIVES TOO!!!
i think i should just disappear from the face of this earth, its not suitable for a scum to live in.
-exeunt-
Saturday, September 13, 2008
hmmmmm wat should i post about???
haha yes yes! my course is finally over!!! woo! the first three days of the week was simply shagged and tiring! but over is over haha i am done wif it!
lol but the whole of 5 weekdays was just dull and boring la except that i had very good company in the form of my handphone! haha! was just using it 24/7 lor even at like 3am! lol cool rite!
haha! anw today was damm fun! haha! muz make use of my precious little weekend so went out again! played parapara as usual lor haha! ay got ppl say i pro lei lol! should be unsurprising la haha considering how masterful i am wif that machine liao! but i think i rather play ddr! its more fun! haha! i think i dumped like tons of money into both of that machines la haha, if i neva played both of them i think i would have like saved thousands of dollars alr lol! den my wallet will not be like having the hole in the ozone layer! lol
but i think playing both these games can really impress ppl one lei! haha obviously muz be pro first la else why u play rite! get laffed at only! like u play den one whole crowd sudenly form up behind u! wa that adrenaline rush really song lor!
haha other than that still went to talk kok lor. i think sitting down and talking is like one of the best ways to pass time la! u get to noe the person u are talking to better and also you3 shuo1 you3 xiao4, just fun lor!
lol and liverpool won man u for the first time in the league rite! haha man u sucks alr la i tell u! oh and its spelt GERRARD! lol
ok la nth to say liao quite tired
-exeunt-
haha yes yes! my course is finally over!!! woo! the first three days of the week was simply shagged and tiring! but over is over haha i am done wif it!
lol but the whole of 5 weekdays was just dull and boring la except that i had very good company in the form of my handphone! haha! was just using it 24/7 lor even at like 3am! lol cool rite!
haha! anw today was damm fun! haha! muz make use of my precious little weekend so went out again! played parapara as usual lor haha! ay got ppl say i pro lei lol! should be unsurprising la haha considering how masterful i am wif that machine liao! but i think i rather play ddr! its more fun! haha! i think i dumped like tons of money into both of that machines la haha, if i neva played both of them i think i would have like saved thousands of dollars alr lol! den my wallet will not be like having the hole in the ozone layer! lol
but i think playing both these games can really impress ppl one lei! haha obviously muz be pro first la else why u play rite! get laffed at only! like u play den one whole crowd sudenly form up behind u! wa that adrenaline rush really song lor!
haha other than that still went to talk kok lor. i think sitting down and talking is like one of the best ways to pass time la! u get to noe the person u are talking to better and also you3 shuo1 you3 xiao4, just fun lor!
lol and liverpool won man u for the first time in the league rite! haha man u sucks alr la i tell u! oh and its spelt GERRARD! lol
ok la nth to say liao quite tired
-exeunt-
Sunday, September 7, 2008
forgetting sarah marshalls
ok now that i am properly rested and preoperly nourished, i can update my wekly post a little properly... haha
the whole week in my workplace was so slack la but on thu got range... hai feeling damm down after the whole bloody thing... I jux simply dun understand why that two hundred bucks was there for the taking and i just let it fly away! and before the range i was as usual talking big and say sure get two hundred dollars one! was shooting for two years got like so much experience it should be a piece of cake. DEN I F*****G screwed up! missed 4 in the day! how the hell do u miss 4 in the day when u have been holding a pistol for two years and aiming at a spot as big as ur fingernail!? ppl told me pistol very different from the weapon i am holding now. got much much more recoil and u using two hands now. but shouldn the technique I learnt before be able to be applied to the place i am going now??? what is more bewildering is that i missed at the easiest series! where not only do u use two hands u have external support! wtf wtf wtf! i am damm bloody pissed wif myself!
ppl think i am damm slack in my workplace but thats cos i dun see the need to be so on the ball, but when i finally am on the ball, i should just dash past everyone else in a flash. this activity was the first i am actually enthusiastic about! but wats the result! same old pitiful pass only! it has seriously got me thinking about myself and my character. do i actually think i am the best in everything? i concede that there are always ppl better than me but i always thot i am also high up above e majority. this has actually brought me crashing down to reality and go back to being part of the majority. which means i am just one of the COMMONers, which is not wat i am striving at totally! the first activity which i tried my best at actually gave me an identity crisis! how ironic! i think i should just stop putting in my best den!
and the worst part was when another got the two hundred dollars. i am not jealous or anyth, i am just pissed wif myself for being so worthless when i am always looking down on that another. trust me i am not starting to respect him or anyth, but more on feeling depressed.
ppl say that two years does not count when shooting this different type of weapon, but thats just words of comfort... wil and chris still did very well in it dun they! HAI...
ok so feeling depressed on thu, decided to go and make myself happier on bookout day! went to watch forgetting sarah marshalls (which should be the main point of my entry) wif zhexi after going home. supposed to met at 8 in the end met at 2040h! lol reached plaza sing @ 2105h! and caught the 2125h show! (I LOVE NUMBERSSS) so during the 20 min went arcade and persuaded zhexi to play ddr! haha! :P for a person who wants to be a wushu coach his leg eye co-ordination sucks totally!! haha was laughing at his failure to clear a 3 star song, should have seen how his LOOOONG legs moved man!!! LOL
ok so went to watch the show and its m18 for a very stupid reason OMG! the guy was stark naked! wtf lor i was like next time when they put the rating m18 for nudity they should bracket it wif (M) or (F)! like that den audience knows wat to expect rite! haha not that i am some sicko or sth la but i am thoroughly grossed out by this fat naked object staring back at me!
ok but all in all the movie had basically no plot but it was nonetheless funny wif lots and i mean lots of sexual innuendoes! was laughing out like damm loud la cos it was quite funny! haha! although one thing i feel quite disturbed about is how casual americans regard sex! they barely knew each other for few hours before they can already have sex like WTF! and those pure females who said"i'm not the kind for one night stands" actually knows a guy for 3 days before going to bed wif him WOW THATS LIKE AN ACHIEVEMENT RITE???
lol the movie ended at 11 plus and it was quite late and it feels also quite gay to be out wif just another guy till so late! haha weanted to go clarke quay after that de but too tired la... go there talk kok wif him also quite pointless lol den zhexi was like go there not talk one go hook up HAHA den i was like ya get 4 girls rite! one on the left and one on the right! den after that switch! LOL he was like cannot... liddat cannot focus! LOL! such a faithful guy zhexi!!! haha!
so after watching the movie i ended up wanting to watch more movies! lol cos the trailers all so nice lor! but first must watch WALLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! haha! this one as i told ppl must watch wif girls one! watch wif guys really supremely gay la pls! haha!
next is tropic thunder! den house bunny and all the boys love mandy lane!!! WOOHOO!!! who wanna watch any of these shows come tell mi!!! i will definitely go!!! WOO!!!
-exeunt(leaving the scene/exit)- (know the meaning now? haha)
the whole week in my workplace was so slack la but on thu got range... hai feeling damm down after the whole bloody thing... I jux simply dun understand why that two hundred bucks was there for the taking and i just let it fly away! and before the range i was as usual talking big and say sure get two hundred dollars one! was shooting for two years got like so much experience it should be a piece of cake. DEN I F*****G screwed up! missed 4 in the day! how the hell do u miss 4 in the day when u have been holding a pistol for two years and aiming at a spot as big as ur fingernail!? ppl told me pistol very different from the weapon i am holding now. got much much more recoil and u using two hands now. but shouldn the technique I learnt before be able to be applied to the place i am going now??? what is more bewildering is that i missed at the easiest series! where not only do u use two hands u have external support! wtf wtf wtf! i am damm bloody pissed wif myself!
ppl think i am damm slack in my workplace but thats cos i dun see the need to be so on the ball, but when i finally am on the ball, i should just dash past everyone else in a flash. this activity was the first i am actually enthusiastic about! but wats the result! same old pitiful pass only! it has seriously got me thinking about myself and my character. do i actually think i am the best in everything? i concede that there are always ppl better than me but i always thot i am also high up above e majority. this has actually brought me crashing down to reality and go back to being part of the majority. which means i am just one of the COMMONers, which is not wat i am striving at totally! the first activity which i tried my best at actually gave me an identity crisis! how ironic! i think i should just stop putting in my best den!
and the worst part was when another got the two hundred dollars. i am not jealous or anyth, i am just pissed wif myself for being so worthless when i am always looking down on that another. trust me i am not starting to respect him or anyth, but more on feeling depressed.
ppl say that two years does not count when shooting this different type of weapon, but thats just words of comfort... wil and chris still did very well in it dun they! HAI...
ok so feeling depressed on thu, decided to go and make myself happier on bookout day! went to watch forgetting sarah marshalls (which should be the main point of my entry) wif zhexi after going home. supposed to met at 8 in the end met at 2040h! lol reached plaza sing @ 2105h! and caught the 2125h show! (I LOVE NUMBERSSS) so during the 20 min went arcade and persuaded zhexi to play ddr! haha! :P for a person who wants to be a wushu coach his leg eye co-ordination sucks totally!! haha was laughing at his failure to clear a 3 star song, should have seen how his LOOOONG legs moved man!!! LOL
ok so went to watch the show and its m18 for a very stupid reason OMG! the guy was stark naked! wtf lor i was like next time when they put the rating m18 for nudity they should bracket it wif (M) or (F)! like that den audience knows wat to expect rite! haha not that i am some sicko or sth la but i am thoroughly grossed out by this fat naked object staring back at me!
ok but all in all the movie had basically no plot but it was nonetheless funny wif lots and i mean lots of sexual innuendoes! was laughing out like damm loud la cos it was quite funny! haha! although one thing i feel quite disturbed about is how casual americans regard sex! they barely knew each other for few hours before they can already have sex like WTF! and those pure females who said"i'm not the kind for one night stands" actually knows a guy for 3 days before going to bed wif him WOW THATS LIKE AN ACHIEVEMENT RITE???
lol the movie ended at 11 plus and it was quite late and it feels also quite gay to be out wif just another guy till so late! haha weanted to go clarke quay after that de but too tired la... go there talk kok wif him also quite pointless lol den zhexi was like go there not talk one go hook up HAHA den i was like ya get 4 girls rite! one on the left and one on the right! den after that switch! LOL he was like cannot... liddat cannot focus! LOL! such a faithful guy zhexi!!! haha!
so after watching the movie i ended up wanting to watch more movies! lol cos the trailers all so nice lor! but first must watch WALLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! haha! this one as i told ppl must watch wif girls one! watch wif guys really supremely gay la pls! haha!
next is tropic thunder! den house bunny and all the boys love mandy lane!!! WOOHOO!!! who wanna watch any of these shows come tell mi!!! i will definitely go!!! WOO!!!
-exeunt(leaving the scene/exit)- (know the meaning now? haha)
Saturday, September 6, 2008
ipod classic
WOOHOO!!!! i have finally lain my hands on a new 80gb ipod classic!!! hahah went through so much waiting to finally get a free ipod! WOOHOO!!! LOL but 80gb is really alot sia i almost want to vomit blood trying to put all my songs into the device alr! put finish only use about 10gb lor lol! of cos i still added lots of coolio movies that involve lots of korean chio bus like han ga in and jeon ji hyun!!! WOO!!!! lol
hai going to exercise again where there are commando mosquitoes around. hai hai hai...
hai going to exercise again where there are commando mosquitoes around. hai hai hai...
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